http://deadspin.com/5648383/heres-a-video-of-a-hot-chick-wearing-gator-colors-and-a-65-guy-who-probably-wont-live-much-longer

There are two things that the ESECE is good for. Having one team better than the rest of college football and being idiots.

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If he is a man of his word... then I fear he will be a DEAD man of his word.

p.s. she is hot... we didn't have those at NU.

I think he's lying and I wouldn't want to have those seats.

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+1

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I'll be making a video similar to this about Northwestern. I will direct them all to Mud's tailgate and claim that I will actually be incognito wearing a camoflauge Northwestern hat but will fight anyone who has a problem with what I said.

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Just to make sure we're all clear -

It's unanimous. That girl is real hot.




No way that joker will be in the seats that he says he'll be in.

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Why would you make that video if it wasn't going to be funny?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

To get a hot girl in blue and orange panties to stand next to you.

She was a great-looking Illinois fan.

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Her thong was the wrong shade of blue.

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how did things turn out for this fine young fellow?

If he didn't actually have 4 black belts before, I'm sure he had at least 4 of them that were strapping him to the gurney on the way out of the stadium.

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My guess is that this whole Cam Newton scandal has a big ripple effect for the entire SEC. You know he's not the only guy who is getting paid to play. Teams are going to turn on other conference teams.

I know this stuff isn't just a problem in the SEC but if I had to guess I'd say that the SEC is where it is the most prevalent. Looks like they'll have to wake the guy up at the "SEC compliance office" and tell him he has to actually do some work.

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This looks like a classic case of "where there is smoke there is fire." I've still never seen the kid play as Auburn is rarely on in my market. His little press release yesterday sounded bad as he just wanted to move forward and not talk about this past. I'm sure we will learn there is even more dirt today and the days to come.

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I agree UMN.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/09/cam-newton-john-bond-fbi-investigation-college-football-recruiting-auburn-university-mississippi/

The FBI getting involved could uncover more than anyone ever thought was possible.

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So what do you guys think about this in regard to the Big 10? How prevalent is it?

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I think it's significantly less in every conference but the SEC. However, it wouldn't shock me if every single Big Ten team had at least one or two players that received under the table illegal benefits. The coaches probably don't even know about it most of the time. There are a lot of rich alumni in the Big Ten and I think anonymous care packages are pretty common.

I don't think most teams have "big money" players like Cam Newton though.

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Why the SEC over the Pac 10 or Big 12?

I would think it would be directly proportionate to the most talented conferences.

Or they get legal benefits - such as Justin Boren's brother getting a scholarship offer after he transferred to tOSU from Michigan and couldn't get a scholarship. Now Boren is starting and playing but at the time, he was a very lightly recruited player with MAC level offers.

I guess we can add arboricide to the things that they dominate in.

Should I be concerned that RFDC is going to do something to Purdue Pete?
http://deadspin.com/#!5763129/bama-fan-who-may-have-been-a-state-trooper-charged-with-poisoning-auburns-trees

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