Tall Midget wrote:
SHARK wrote:
This is an interesting matchup, because I believe that head coach Tom Coughlin is thisclose to losing control of his New York Giants' team with the lack of discipline and regression of QB Eli Manning to a point where I feel he's Rex Grossman with a Super Bowl ring. While I don't believe the Bears are better than their 3-0 record may indicate, I believe they are the better team in this spot. I think Jay Cutler throws 2 more TDs, Eli gets picked off twice & with Kristin Cavallari watching the action from a luxury box, the Bears stay unbeaten with a 23-10 road win in the New Meadowlands Stadium. Folks, the Cutler/Cavallari story isn't going away, and I predict she'll show up to watch Cutler first hand...
As you acknowledge, the Bears are undefeated. How could they be better than their perfect record indicates?
i have gone and italicized the part of the SHARK quote you boldfaced to show you the lil slipup you made.
last week in a fit of excitement as i went from 0-goingtothegame i went against my gut instincts and predicted that the beloved would down the hefferhumpers 37-34 (and yes, i know it's heifer. i just think heffer is more aesthetically pleasing).
this week, man, i'm all kinds of seething trepidation because part of me wants to beLIEve in this team, to the point where i'm heckling top-5-alltime rapper @pharoahemonch (bigtime giants fan) on twitter. in fact i've called eli manning cheesecake since last season, leading me to call the team cheesecake and the g-strings (who are arch enemies with homo and the 'boys from the big meaty girthquake known as the D....ick!) and wow.... hung over / legally-still-drunk quasihomoeroticism on tap, eh?
blather blather blather blah blah blah i'm thinking that this bears team isn't quite hitting on all cylinders... they've shown flashes on O, whilst the bend-but-dont-break defense has been just that.... nerveracking. being at the game on monday in section 322 of the south endzone i can tell you that they didn't deserve to win that game for what it's worth. there were at least ~20-25 "thank you jesus" moments, although i'm not too quick to start hating on the bears and declaring them a steaming load of lions football. some believe that the NFL is completely fixed and has darling teams (here's looking at you, 07 giants) so maybe that's the case? maybe they want to stimulate one of the premier markets in the league?
too much to consider. i see the bears in the mid 20s.... we'll say 27, as i can see two offensive TDs and then either a return TD or some sort of turnover-assisted TD to give them three TDs on the day... and then either 1 or 2 robbie gould fieldgoals.
defensively, i think the giants will get 17-20. i can see a couple of legit touchdowns and a couple of field goals.
optimistically i say 27-17, pessimistically i say 24-20. i'll split the difference and say......
BELOVED: 27
CHEESECAKE AND THE G-STRINGS: 20
and this will likely feature some sort of supernerveracking last gasp for the giants where they've got the ball in/around a 2 minute drill with 1-2 timeouts left (i can see them being down 27-17 and taking the FG and then either doing an onside kick or 3 and outing the bears in a "you have to run" scenario) where the bears play the (and i think sir larry of shake that will want to beat me up in the studio for saying this) prevent-the-win defense and only rush three leading to some air-gashes reminiscent of 17 seconds in atlanta and then its oh shit but hten some sort of a miracle will happen... a dropped pass, a throw behind the guy, a gift interception...
quite honestly, i don't disrespect cheesecake, however, i don't think he's as good as aaron rodgers. double-A-rod was a bitch and a half last week... there were so many near sacks and forced scrambles where he made chicken salad out of chicken shit and at hte very least turned what looked like a likely sack into a ~8+ yard scamper. plus jermichael finley was uncoverable... and they had that slant-in to driver whenever they wanted it... let's hope the g-strings' offensive coordinator takes some of doug's patented stupid pills and doesnt come out and str8up nickel and dime the bears defense to death, because honestly, how can you defend a quick 5-7 yard slant-in or those little HB diagonal passes on 2 step drops? when the packers did that, they couldn't be stopped, short of stopping themselves.
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