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 Post subject: Jose Bautista
PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:45 am 
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2007-15
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2009-13
2010-54 and Counting


Way to improve on your career high by 297%!

Brady Anderson thinks thats suspicious


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 Post subject: Re: Jose Bautista
PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:48 am 
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Brady Anderson had some mean chops and for that reason alone he is still cool in my book.

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 Post subject: Re: Jose Bautista
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Have you gone gay full time or just lending a hand during their busy season.


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 Post subject: Re: Jose Bautista
PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:12 am 
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I hear that he is the favorite to win the Tour De France next year

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 Post subject: Re: Jose Bautista
PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:40 am 
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He changed his diet to a steady dose of contaminated filet mingons.


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 Post subject: Re: Jose Bautista
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Nah probably horse meat...

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 Post subject: Re: Jose Bautista
PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:51 am 
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he's passed every test given to him!

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 Post subject: Re: Jose Bautista
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He always had power but never really had a position. I think his "Joey Bats" moniker was from his days as a Bucco. He still doesn't really have a position, but on that team they can just roll him out there and let him rake.

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 Post subject: Re: Jose Bautista
PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:00 pm 
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I think it was maybe a week or two ago, but Blue Jays' retiring manager Cito Gaston seemed to take exception to talk about Jose Bautista and whether or not Jose's been on the stuff after a recent game. You know...Steroids, HGHs, that sort of thing...


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 Post subject: Re: Jose Bautista
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No way in hell he hits over 45 next season.

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 Post subject: Re: Jose Bautista
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Career Home Run totals
2006-16
2007-15
2008-15
2009-13
2010-54 and Counting


Way to improve on your career high by 297%!

Brady Anderson thinks thats suspicious


Even though most of them are "fake" HRs, they still counted for my fantasy team. :cheese:

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 Post subject: Re: Jose Bautista
PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 2:19 pm 
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in my fantasy baseball winners league, i had a gaping hole at 3B and inserted this guy in late april / early may when he had like ~8HR and ~28RBI. since then i think he has given me something like .270/45/96.

i dont care if he's practicing an occult ritual where he injects the blood of freshly killed infant rape victims, this dude helped me ice my winners league by ~20 points in august. i will forever be a fan of jose bautista.

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 Post subject: Re: Jose Bautista
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i dont care if he's practicing an occult ritual where he injects the blood of freshly killed infant rape victims, this dude helped me ice my winners league by ~20 points in august. i will forever be a fan of jose bautista.


That's gonna get some letters .....

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 Post subject: Re: Jose Bautista
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I hear that he is the favorite to win the Tour De France next year

:lol: :lol:

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