Frank? Get a table?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I might go if someone gave me a free ticket.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

No.

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No

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And I'm not sure I'd go even if I was handed a ticket. #1, we have a show to practice for and #2, that is WAY WAY too far to attempt to drinky drive, and I'm not paying for a hotel room.

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I'm sure a cocksman like you could have a line of ladies willing to pay for a ride on the costanza coaster.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

If only you knew. Home of the meanest mechanical bull in the west.

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If you're listening to the reads, I'm guessing that a lot of people are giving that same "no" answer. They've upped the "urgency buzz words" quite a bit yesterday and today. If tickets are really selling that fast, you don't need to emphasize how fast they will be selling

They announced today that the roast is sold out.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That's cool that it's sold out, but having it on opening night of Soxfest is weird. Isn't the manager usually there on opening night?

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Ok then I missed that announcement. Oops. Usually when those commercials start with the "WILL sell out soon" "hurry before they're gone" crap it means nobody's buying them. I guess this time they meant it. Other events when it got close they were even saying how many tables were left.

Cant wait to see the stories start coming out - apparently Oney's GF was fighting people and he got booed on stage. What a cluster - they might make him go away soon.

Spiegs was tweeting throughout. Seems like it was quite an interesting night.

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BillMcCabe Bill McCabe
#WhiteSox Thank U, Oney 4 ruining the Ozzie Guillen roast, 2nite Turnd a gr8 memory w/ me & my dad in2 a complete disaster! Complete tool...

DavidDobel Reuben S. Weller
Joe Cowley is dominating the #Ozzie roast. Cowley makes his own cancer battle funny. Kicking the crap out of the room. #whitesox #MLB

MattSpiegel670 Matt Spiegel
Ozzie Guillen roast in effect. Rongey is killing it. Score talent taking turns kissing boss backside. Ozzie is loved, with cruelty.

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
Whoever was booing at the roast. Ill be outside in 2 min

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
Let's get this kid

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
Goose were u at. Let's settle it little boy

darrenoneill Darren O'Neill
@Oneyguillen Sorry about the dickhead last night heckling you, too much booze and too little brains. Your gf bitchslapping guy = PRICELESS!

Wow. Go away, Oney. Go away.

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This is the funniest thing I have read. Oney is soooooo trailer park bound after Ozzie cuts him off. That kid has to learn how to ignore people and take the heat he hands out...child.

Oney is the Fredo Corleone of the Guillen family. Ozzie really needs to take him fishing.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

If Oney actually was as popular as he thinks he is he would be headed for rehab this morning.

What did he really expect to happen at a roast?

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Who the hell let him in the door? and on stage? Everyone had to have known this was going to end bad.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I'm glad he was there. This should make for some interesting radio next week, assuming they actually can delve into details.

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J. Hood was mentioning it last night 1030-11 oclock on the gamenight show. He spoke of how twitter was "blowing up" .
Called it a great idea and whatnot. Hi-lairious.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

I am sorta thinking Rock will have a good blog about this.

Those of you that passed on going to the roast, congrats you missed nothing. Oneys chick just smacked some dude that actually deserved it for being a douche. The roaster line-up was terrible. The only players that showed up were Karko and Roberto Hernandez.

Missed this one:


MattSpiegel670 Matt Spiegel
Oney on stage. Worst idea ever. Crowd booing. Uncomfortably bad. His girlfriend trying to fight the haters. Legendary moments.

I am predicting that he either gets the shit kicked out of him or gets arrested for something in Arizona during spring training.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I swear I remember this happening with someone else a few months back. She was fighting back against mean internet posters though.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!