Mike,
You should be calling the MJH show.
You could be a candidate for the Jurko team.

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

If this were Who Can It Be Now, I'd guess you were Anthony Adams.

After reading this thread I must reconisider my self image. I am positively average.

I went on a 3.5 mile run around the neighborhood yesterday. I got home to the sound of yelling about the taking that time away from other obligations being a selfish move. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

actually given his height (or lackthereof) he'd be better suited for the Tiny Team

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Look at it from her perspective.
The healthier you are, the longer you live, the longer she has to wait for the life insurance windfall. Can't blame the woman for planning.

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

I have my 2 1/2 hours of playing football every Sunday morning and get the same look/attitude upon leaving and arriving home each week.

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Mac made it sound like he wants Jurko to team up with a Tiny clone and Tiny with a Jurko type.

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

that is BS. does she get the same looks after her time shopping or at the hair salon or what have you?

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Jurko and I would be a good team.

I'm 6'2" 271

47 years old

doubt it...
i believe this is the "I have the kids all fucking week, the least you could do is take them from me for a few hours on the weekend......otherwise I will kill the lot of ya"

something like that, right guys?

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@audioidkid

This thread now weighs 3,670 pounds without Rick's numbers....

Oh Jeebus...I would LOVE for Mr. Homer to get a hobby and give me some alone time. He leaves for work after me, he gets home before me...I'm never there without him. He's an OCD cleaner, and I'm constantly being cleaned around, my beer is always being moved to a coaster, the section of the newspaper I'm reading hits the recycling bin before I'm even finished...The best part of my week is leaving the house on Monday morning.

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I follow where my mind goes...

And don't get me started on the vacuuming and waxing the floors every day!!!!

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I follow where my mind goes...

are you married to Marc Summers?

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Send him over to my house...in a french maid's uniform.

I had to google him to find out who he was.

I'm a complete slob.

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I follow where my mind goes...

I'll work out the price and PM you.

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I follow where my mind goes...

Actually it's quite the opposite. I'm actually home with the kids more than her (She works three days a week and I'm an infrequent freelancer currently searching for a job where I don't have to call 60+ people every day).

It's more that I'm a Godless heathen for playing football on Sunday morning and she has to take both kids to church by herself.

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It was a great loss.

5'
140 lbs
30 years old

Goal 115 lbs

5'10" 192

Height: 6'
Weight: 215
Age: 31
Blood Alcohol Content: varies

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

6"1' 1/2
182 lbs
All man
Body fat percentage: 11%

How about a race: one pound gained for every four pounds lost, with body fat percentage remaining the same or lowering. I'd like to get to 195. I will be taking creatine.

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Fire Phil Emery

Good luck with that. 13lbs. of muscle is a shit-ton.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

That's a goal that will take you through the duration of law school. That amount of beef can't be added over the course of the winter.

Lots of eggs & poultry, my friend.

yes I had to deal with the phone call right as the final whistle sounded from my brother in law. You Boilers know how to kill a buzz.

Yeah, I kinda know that. It took me three years of consistent weightlifting to go from 118 (my cross-country days) to 150. I'm 152 now, but that's not a super lean 152. On the bright side, I don't have a job, so I might have more time to dedicate to the activity. 165 might be optimistic.

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Fire Phil Emery

Good luck. For pure muscle building, I recommend the 5x5 workout that you can find here: http://www.geocities.com/elitemadcow1/table_of_contents_thread.htm

It might look 'easy' but if you calculate your maxes properly, it becomes a very difficult program to sustain long term, but you will see some good gains over the first 12-18 weeks.

Too bad you guys can't do a cyber space swap of blubber....

Irish, here's something to shoot for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlDWdfTAx8o

5'11

275

Started today. Just cutting out junk and opefull ymost fast food. Ive become a big water drinker the last couple of years which has slowed my weight gain some. Hopefully I can do something for once.