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Spaulding
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

You've never been married to a woman.


What do you think he should do?
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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You could try something like I know you are busy and you are tired but I want to help you. Maybe we can go thru all this stuff/pile together and I can help you with it when you feel like it. Or make it like a lame date and have wine and listen to music. Or you put the stuff where she tells you to while she sits and plays on her phone. You might be out of luck and have to let it go.


You've never been married to a woman.

Let's say she has...


What direction was the pineapple? I can't keep track.

Down, my man.

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You guys are lucky you have me around to tell you this stuff.

Quite the selection on amazon. https://www.amazon.com/upside-down-pine ... +pineapple


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I don't think it's a good idea if he rearranges his wife's stuff.


Yeah that didn’t seem to work out for Zac Stacy.

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Spaulding wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

You've never been married to a woman.


What do you think he should do?


When you are the spy on Tom Brady, you have to watch his eyes.

He's going to try to fool you. He'll look one way. You might see a run lane for you to close on.

Then he comes back to something you didn't see that Brady had already seen right at the beginning before all that and weren't prepared for it.

That's why he wins.

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Spaulding wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

You've never been married to a woman.


What do you think he should do?

Grin and bear it. That's not a disturbance worth starting. I saw that with my parents decades ago.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
When you are the spy on Tom Brady, you have to watch his eyes.

He's going to try to fool you. He'll look one way. You might see a run lane for you to close on.

Then he comes back to something you didn't see that Brady had already seen right at the beginning before all that and weren't prepared for it.

That's why he wins.


Did you post in the wrong thread?
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Spaulding wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
When you are the spy on Tom Brady, you have to watch his eyes.

He's going to try to fool you. He'll look one way. You might see a run lane for you to close on.

Then he comes back to something you didn't see that Brady had already seen right at the beginning before all that and weren't prepared for it.

That's why he wins.


Did you post in the wrong thread?


No.

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Spaulding
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I don' know what you are trying to say then. How long have you been married? You have women all figured out? MMMKay.
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I don' know what you are trying to say then. How long have you been married? You have women all figured out? MMMKay.


I was saying the exact opposite.

Tom Brady wins much more often than the spying linebacker that thinks he knows was he is thinking.

We're getting dangerously close to Krazy Ivan territory.

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Regular Reader wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

You've never been married to a woman.


What do you think he should do?

Grin and bear it. That's not a disturbance worth starting. I saw that with my parents decades ago.


This.

When I worked in The Netherlands, some of my colleagues in their 20s asked me, “what is one tip you’d give us on relationships/marriage?” I said, “Learn when to pick your fights.” They all laughed and then I asked them if it was worth it to get into a fight over a pair of socks left on the floor.

I think RR has it right on this.
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I suffer a little bit from the piles of stuff affliction. Sometimes my husband helps me with it, it's fine. He knows never to touch any of it on his own and he ignores it most of the time. He's a good guy. We are talking about it now.
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I have to be up in about 4 hours to go to work but the amazon search is making me want to shop and I'd like to have another drink.
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The Division wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

You've never been married to a woman.


What do you think he should do?

Grin and bear it. That's not a disturbance worth starting. I saw that with my parents decades ago.


This.

When I worked in The Netherlands, some of my colleagues in their 20s asked me, “what is one tip you’d give us on relationships/marriage?” I said, “Learn when to pick your fights.” They all laughed and then I asked them if it was worth it to get into a fight over a pair of socks left on the floor.

I think RR has it right on this.
Both you and RR are correct IMO. Minor irritants are an inevitable part of life. Trying to change your spouse often leads to animosity so make sure it’s something worth fighting for. This doesn’t sound like one of those cases.

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Maybe it's just my experience, but she's gonna find some reason to be pissed off and cut you off anyways, so you might as well clean her crap up the way you want it. She will never do so no matter what you try, and you'll at least feel better about that part of life.
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Spaulding wrote:
You could try something like I know you are busy and you are tired but I want to help you. Maybe we can go thru all this stuff/pile together and I can help you with it when you feel like it.
This just opens the door for her to be pissed when she can't find something that she "knows for sure" she left somewhere in her pile of debris.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
You could try something like I know you are busy and you are tired but I want to help you. Maybe we can go thru all this stuff/pile together and I can help you with it when you feel like it.
This just opens the door for her to be pissed when she can't find something that she "knows for sure" she left somewhere in her pile of debris.

Oh well. Guess she should have thought of that when instead of "meaning to clean it up", she actually cleaned it up.
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I dropped off my boy very early today at O'Hare and am feeling the post holiday blues. This time of year really does have a lot of stress with work related end of the year demands and the realization that you have to make it all again the next year with expenses increasing.

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had a chance to get laid last saturday but failed.

Was beyond furstrated.

Hopefully this weekend.

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had a chance to get laid last saturday but failed.

Was beyond furstrated.

Hopefully this weekend.

Punctured the blow up doll before you could get inside?
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she's gonna find some reason to be pissed off and cut you off anyways

This guy gets it

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Cashman wrote:
whistler wrote:
had a chance to get laid last saturday but failed.

Was beyond furstrated.

Hopefully this weekend.

Punctured the blow up doll before you could get inside?

:shock: :lol:

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Cashman wrote:
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had a chance to get laid last saturday but failed.

Was beyond furstrated.

Hopefully this weekend.

Punctured the blow up doll before you could get inside?

:shock: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I'm bummed. I've been bummed for almost 2 years. This all sucks. I feel like everything I try to do I get punched in the face. I hate it and I'm sad.
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I'm bummed. I've been bummed for almost 2 years. This all sucks. I feel like everything I try to do I get punched in the face. I hate it and I'm sad.


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I'm bummed. I've been bummed for almost 2 years. This all sucks. I feel like everything I try to do I get punched in the face. I hate it and I'm sad.

It's been a rough couple years for sure.
Look dude my last two years have been a personal nightmare that I really didn't even know I was having. Well, I knew it but I was in denial.
Let's just hope it's the bottom now man.

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Look dude my last two years have been a personal nightmare that I really didn't even know I was having. Well, I knew it but I was in denial.
Let's just hope it's the bottom now man.


That's sort of how I feel. I don't think we've hit bottom yet but it's horrible.
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Spaulding wrote:
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Look dude my last two years have been a personal nightmare that I really didn't even know I was having. Well, I knew it but I was in denial.
Let's just hope it's the bottom now man.


That's sort of how I feel. I don't think we've hit bottom yet but it's horrible.


Sorry to hear both your troubles. Hope it gets better and you have a nice holiday

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