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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:26 pm 
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New guy is not awful.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:26 pm 
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Marlee Matlin are you even listening to me...Holy shit I lost it at that one.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:29 pm 
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And we're right back on track.


"... you wouldn't have AIDS."


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:29 pm 
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New guy in line for the Silver medal.

That was pretty good.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:34 pm 
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Earmuffs.

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I'm offnded they didn't remove all traces of Gilbert Gottfried.

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I'm offnded they didn't remove all traces of Gilbert Gottfried.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Gilbert was just as funny as the Situation.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:45 pm 
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And Jeffrey Ross comes out to restart the sucking.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:46 pm 
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Her vagina is so beat up it's called Rihanna. Ha!


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:47 pm 
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Yeah nevermind. He's picked it up.

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Here is where he says this is the greatest roast of all time....Im not the biggest Trump fan so him getting his ass kicked for an hour was great comedy for me.

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Yeah nevermind. He's picked it up.


Yea, I thought he was good. That Norm Macdonald commercial was funny too.




In all seriousness, Donald just doesn't look like he is enjoying this. It looks like he regrets it entirely. At least he made it all the way through.


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If only Comedy Central would have done the Ozzie Roast....

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"A piece of advice my greasy friend..."

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Workaholics is really really bad. Like situation comedy bad.

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Larry King is so old...he is one of the Jews that killed Christ.

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worst roast so far.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
worst roast so far.



Were any of the "New Age" Roasts ever that great? I know a lot of them have some moments, but overall I think most of them deserve apathy.


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I watched a little of it, most of it wasn't funny. Basically all these roasts are the same, make fun of Lisa Lampanelli's vagina and how much she likes black guys. Can't they get any new material? It gets old quick.

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Can't they get any new material? It gets old quick.

CSFMB must have wrote most of the material.

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Can't they get any new material? It gets old quick.

CSFMB must have wrote most of the material.


Ha.

Anyways, isn't a roast supposed to be hosted and filled with people that actually KNOW the person being roasted, or at least know them a little bit?

What the fuck is The Situation doing there? Snoop Dog? 3/4 of all the other "Roasters"? It seems, and I may be wrong, that they get the some collection of roasters together for these, whether they know the person or not, and let them have at it. The Bob Sagat one was pretty decent, but most of the others are pretty shitty, especially Trump, Pam Anderson etc.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:59 pm 
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Still the funniest line:

In reference to Courtney Love on the Anderson roast:

"I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthurs dick"

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:26 pm 
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Holy shit. Marlee Matlin was awesome!

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I miss Greg Geraldo even more after that shitfest. Situation has indeed entered his post-15 minutes of fame. Marlee matlin shocked me with her schtick, then Gilbert godfried had to ruin it. Maybe Geiko really fired him for that! Snoop and Matlin very funny, the rest - keep 'em.

The gene Simmons roast was more brutal though - now we know why Andrew dice clay fell off the face if the earth - he sucks the chrome off a trailer hitch. Oh!


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I thought there were some funny moments:

"It was a rough year for comedy...not only did the world lose Greg Geraldo, but it kept Jeff Ross."
"Trump's done so much damage to the NY skyline, people shouldn't call him The Donald, but rather the 20th hijacker."
(About Trump's hair) "What do you say to the barber to get that haircut -- I fucked your daughter?"
"I bought Situation's new book on Amazon...they said customers who bought this book also bought a rope and a stool."

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I thought there were some funny moments:

"It was a rough year for comedy...not only did the world lose Greg Geraldo, but it kept Jeff Ross."
"Trump's done so much damage to the NY skyline, people shouldn't call him The Donald, but rather the 20th hijacker."
(About Trump's hair) "What do you say to the barber to get that haircut -- I fucked your daughter?"
"I bought Situation's new book on Amazon...they said customers who bought this book also bought a rope and a stool."

:lol: :lol:

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I thought Snoop was the best. Great lines in there

I also liked the "we have a pimp, a drug dealer, a murderer and 8 white people line"

The Situation had one of the worse attempts at comedy I can remember and I grew up watching Night at the Apollo. Dude wasn't even fun bad

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I had never seen any of these roasts, so I hopped around on YouTube looking at various clips, particularly of this dead comedian the Trump roasters were referencing, Greg Giraldo. After seeing the following clip of him roasting Joan Rivers, I am sad that he died...he was brutally funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_HUoJzEuIM

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Fun fact about Greg Giraldo; He had a bachelor's degree from Columbia University and a law degree from Harvard Law School.

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