This third caller hated on people who redeem lottery tickets in front of him in line...like how they hold up the whole damn line so they can redeem a $2 winning ticket and then use those winnings to buy more lottery tickets, which causes all kinds of pain and suffering as you have to stand and wait in line as a scratch-n-win junkie gets their fix.

RPB calling in?

While Krazy Ivan is never right, he isn't wrong that we should appreciate Sir's show as possibly the most entertaining radio on the air. I have been won over.

Best writing on the board about the other side of SHAKE THATwithout being there.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

- Next is caller dewayne, who's hating on getting old, as he's soon to be turning 27. It is flagrantly obvious that this guy is either a) performing a bit or b) burrito for laurence and timid about admitting it, because when he was talking about something he slipped up on a terminology about balls or something that ended up being a burrito double entendre. somewhere after that "mis-step" he talked about strenuous physical activity and when he was done his knees hurt SOOOOO BAD and he hates turning old. Laurence fakes a HA HA and starts to make up some general shit about getting old, either completely blowing off the reference or being too good for it. this guy basically told laurence that he sucks so much dick that his knees hurt, and before laurence can be made a fool of BRENDAN MCCAFFERY, aka BALDY MCGRINDY, aka B-MAC chimes in and closes out the people's hour with WHAT WE WANT: score producer/host softball/basketball/athletics talk.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Laurence Holmes, day-to-day anarchist,

Krazy Ivan?

Are you trying to hurt me?

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

I'm not really into the whole feigned enthusiasm for Holmes shtick. Too many guys attempting to signify their coolness by "revealing" Holmes' lack of coolness. This thread reads a little like B&B sound when they bait and berate "meatballs" during their lowest-common-denominator radio shows.

I think youve misunderstood some people here.


I too honestly love Larry's show. Its laugh out loud funny.


Who cares whether were laughing with or at him?

Nothing feigned here. I said this months ago and its still true

Laurence Holmes has the best show in Chicago.

+1

Often times, the same sentence elicits both of those reactions from me

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

This poor unsuspecting gentleman had no idea of the world of pain he was on the verge of entering. I've heard off-the-air stories about Laurence having to punch out a pregnant mother because he had to wait for her to get a book of stamps at Walgreens. She suffered 6 fractures of her nose/face and had a collapsed lung, while the baby would grow up with mental retardation and a crushed larynx, therefore it only communicate via whistling, leading to a nickname of "whistler". With all that in mind, can you imagine what Laurence would do to a middleaged man there for CIGARETTES?! Let's just say that death would be preferable.

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

RPB is right. You suck.

I'm not really into the whole feigned enthusiasm for Holmes shtick. Too many guys attempting to signify their coolness by "revealing" Holmes' lack of coolness. This thread reads a little like B&B sound when they bait and berate "meatballs" during their lowest-common-denominator radio shows.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

I think youve misunderstood some people here.


I too honestly love Larry's show. Its laugh out loud funny.


Who cares whether were laughing with or at him?

Nothing feigned here. I said this months ago and its still true

Laurence Holmes has the best show in Chicago.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

I don't claim to like him. I think he's a jackass who felt/feels compelled to seek a career in communications because he needs to verbally suture together an identity that has been ruptured by his latent homosexuality.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

I think he's a jackass who felt/feels compelled to seek a career in communications because he needs to verbally suture together an identity that has been ruptured by his latent homosexuality.

I don't claim to like him. I think he's a jackass who felt/feels compelled to seek a career in communications because he needs to verbally suture together an identity that has been ruptured by his latent homosexuality.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Any time I happen to catch any of Holmes with Baker, it's always funny to hear Baker being asked what will be on the news later that night. I get that it's a cross-promotion, but Baker has 2 or 3 minutes on the telecast, and he's going to show highlights of whatever is happening locally that day/night. He doesn't have time to introduce much else. Again, I get that the point of the segment is to promote watching the the news at 10, but does anyone actually wonder in anticipation of what will be on the air that night?