I think that's him...He had a brief cup of coffee with the Colts & Giants before literally eating his way out of the NFL.

The hefty lefty out of Kentucky.

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I wonder how good he would have been at 220lbs... He put up impressive numbers at Kentucky, albeit in a Run and Gun system. All he had to do was take an off-season to get in shape...

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I have to admit thats a decent tease.


I like those Tech minutes. They seem to shit on every single thing and tell you why people who have your phone number will now have keys to your house if you download this update.

That's fucking irritating because it's not even logical. Before the fucktarded fuckstick orders his latently homosexual pal tells him he's buying. The points from this dickhead's card wouldn't even be applied to his card. Shut the fuck up! The way he says, "Yeah" like a beaten dog makes me want to piss in his shake. The worst commercial running.

I see The Industrial Strip is the new Heavenly Bodies, both with their skanks and their commercials. Stay classy Score!

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it's usually radio ads that stir up the rage.

always makes me think of "city slickers" with the pizza guys commercial that is "causing accidents" on the road. it's so true.

The people responsible for those ads should be drowned in a puddle of piss.


The worst of all those skank commercials is the Blackjacks ones. The bitch doing the read sounds so fucking gross. The mere sound of her voice is damn near enough to turn Don Juan queer. It's as if they went out of their way to find a voice that could convey "ugly skank" to listeners. Probably not a winning strategy for a titty bar.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

The newest Wal-Mart Layaway commercials.

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{unintelligible garbage}{not paying attention}{daydreaming}{unintelligible garbage} AND WE ARE ONLINE, PEOPLE!!!

What the hell genius company brags about starting up a website for the first time in 2011?

Geocities?

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The VW Passat commercial with everyone fucking up the lyrics to "Rocket Man".
So irritating.

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I am meagerly paid to write advertisements, so I understand the mnemonic value of a rhyme. However, even if you do in fact get a great deal more, I cannot abide referring to an auto dealership as a "car store," new, used, or otherwise. I can't think of a better way to sound like a slack-jawed yokel than to tell someone I'm going to go pick up a new car at the car store. What do I do, grab it off the fucking shelf?

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And to kind of piggy back on your thoughts, how about those "Autotrader.com" (?) commercials,
where they show people sitting at their laptops, asking themselves.... "Ok, what kind of car do I want?"
"Ooh, it's gotta be silver". Shit like that.

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Xmas ad already? WTF Macy's

Chase

I keep hearing live reads for IMS Energy- you know, switch from ComEd and get ComEd service for less- and keep asking myself "what the hell does CubbieGirlShaumus have to do with electricity?"

Kars 4 Kids got a rockin' new commercial, you guys!

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Lord have mercy on our souls.

Does Elton John get royalties for the use of that 1972 song?

Pretty much, you're wrong. She really is quite talented: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3IgFwzCmU8&feature=relmfu

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

i loathe that singing style.

I've heard it...GET THE EARPLUGS!!!

I think I have heard the McRib commercial at least a dozen times today.

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MITC, what am I wrong about? The fact the she irritates me?

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That she's simply "type of person whose act is to look you with an innocent "aw shucks" deer in the headlights."

Taste will vary, of course. But she has real talent.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

I agree. She has that Natalie Merchant appeal.

"I could be totally wrong but she just seems like the type of person whose act is to
look you with an innocent "aw shucks" deer in the headlights look when you tell her what an AMMMMAAAYYYYY-ZEEEEENG GENIUS she is."

I didn't say she wasn't talented, I don't claim to know anything about here other than those fucking hyundai ads.
She bothers me, but for good measure, I'm stepping out of this topic before I get started on how much Natalie Merchant annoys me.

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god i hate these dating site commercials on sirius. every one of them has an annoying theme song. and they all are promoted the way that 900 sex lines used to be back in the day.

bigandbeautiful.com, ashley madison, cougar life...christ almighty. shut the fuck up!

If I see one more Gout commercial on TV I may have to disconnect the cable.

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that commercial is annoying...but i think it is an easy check depositing promotion

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