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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:19 am

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I haven't had any Raccoon issues on the roof since getting my dog. I guess he's good for something...

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:24 am

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I get to work this morning, and was greeted by the raccoon. Not even sure if the thing saw me.....the police were called, and they took him out to the woods.....my guess is that it will be back soon. I'll post the picture when my phone stops acting funny.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:29 am

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spmack wrote:

I thought legally they are supposed to kill them?

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:35 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spmack wrote:

I thought legally they are supposed to kill them?

Law has nothing to do with it. It's their responsibility as a human. :twisted:

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:36 am

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Somebody else can look it up but according to an Illinois law, raccoons that are captured are supposed to be euthanized. Or, at least that's what the voices always tell me...

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:39 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spmack wrote:

I thought legally they are supposed to kill them?

Don't think they killed him...just took him to the woods behind our building.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:40 am

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I think that is true Ivan. Back in Jr college, I worked at a lumber yard and we caught 3 or 4 of them and they were all put down.

They are very territorial so releasing them is not good. They will end up getting attacked and/or killed back in the wild.

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bosco

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:56 pm

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July 7, 2012: A baby raccoon finds itself in a tough spot. Luckily enough, the mischievous critter happened to be spotted by the director of public works in Detroit and rescued. (© Caters News Agency)

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:30 pm

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Hey, Raccoon...you just got Spanky-ed!

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:58 pm

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bosco wrote:

Luckily enough, the mischievous critter happened to be spotted by the director of public works in Detroit and rescued.

"Rescued" = "heel to the face?"

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:00 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Hey, Raccoon...you just got Spanky-ed!

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Firefox

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:37 pm

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That Raccon has a family too. Leave it alone!

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:46 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Hey, Raccoon...you just got Spanky-ed!

I don't even understand this. But Boyd thinks it's hysterical, so maybe that's not a bad thing.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:06 am

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spanky wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

Hey, Raccoon...you just got Spanky-ed!

I don't even understand this. But Boyd thinks it's hysterical, so maybe that's not a bad thing.

Take Bosco's picture. Add TS's caption. Comemedy gold.

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312player

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:37 am

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Another reason to own a dog..keep these raccoon in check.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:23 pm

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We went to the local dirt track for Friday night racing, and the winner of the B-mod feature said over the microphone that he dodged a family of 5-6 racoons on the backstretch DURING THE RACE. this was after 3 other features and a fireworks show!

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:39 pm

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spanky wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

Hey, Raccoon...you just got Spanky-ed!

I don't even understand this. But Boyd thinks it's hysterical, so maybe that's not a bad thing.

You really didn't get it? It wasn't even subtle humor.

Supposedly you have a large head. If that racoon's head was not as large as it is he probably wouldn't be in that predicament. Sam's saying that type of problem must happen to you alot.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:44 pm

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jokes are always funnier once they're explained

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:06 pm

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48142414/ns ... _3OR93vQxg

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A Lakewood, Wash. woman was chased and mauled by several raccoons near Fort Steilacoom Park, south of Seattle, Monday, leaving her with about 100 scratches, punctures and bite wounds.

Around 1:30 p.m. Monday, Michaela Vee, 28, was jogging with her dog near her home at the edge of the park when her dog got loose and started chasing some raccoons. Turns out, the raccoons included a mama raccoon and her babies, said Lt. Chris Lawler with Lakewood Police.

Her dog chased the raccoons up a tree. When Lee went to fetch her dog, more raccoons came out of the brush and began chasing her. Lee took off running with at least five raccoons chasing after her.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:07 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spmack wrote:

I thought legally they are supposed to kill them?

I don't think you need to encourage cops to kill more things.

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Firefox

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:30 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48142414/ns/us_news/#.T_3OR93vQxg

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Victory for the Racoons!

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:13 pm

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Firefox wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48142414/ns/us_news/#.T_3OR93vQxg

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Victory for the Racoons!

Don't believe them!

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:18 pm

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quick little bastards....she probably didn't have a chance.

I'm wondering how many of us could outrun 5 angry raccoons.
I'll put myself at the mean because I'm 50/50 at best depending on the day.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:19 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

quick little bastards....she probably didn't have a chance.

I'm wondering how many of us could outrun 5 angry raccoons.
I'll put myself at the mean because I'm 50/50 at best depending on the day.

My flight or fight response would be going hey Phil you got no shot at out running those racoons....time to renact a scene from the Double Deuce on these racoons.....time to start ripping throats

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:23 pm

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Phil McCracken wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

quick little bastards....she probably didn't have a chance.

I'm wondering how many of us could outrun 5 angry raccoons.
I'll put myself at the mean because I'm 50/50 at best depending on the day.

My flight or fight response would be going hey Phil you got no shot at out running those racoons....time to renact a scene from the Double Deuce on these racoons.....time to start ripping throats

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:49 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

quick little bastards....she probably didn't have a chance.

I'm wondering how many of us could outrun 5 angry raccoons.
I'll put myself at the mean because I'm 50/50 at best depending on the day.

If they invaded a board get together we'd all be safe. We wouldn't have to outrun all of the raccoons, we'd just have to be able to outrun Frank.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:06 pm

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Happy Birthday Killer V

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:38 am

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spanky wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

quick little bastards....she probably didn't have a chance.

I'm wondering how many of us could outrun 5 angry raccoons.
I'll put myself at the mean because I'm 50/50 at best depending on the day.

If they invaded a board get together we'd all be safe. We wouldn't have to outrun all of the raccoons, we'd just have to be able to outrun Frank.

Spany that's bad :lol:

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:39 am

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I can run like the wind blows.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Raccoon

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:13 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Happy Birthday Killer V

Thank you Boyd. I've always liked you best.

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