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Why am I here?
I need to vent (or show love) for SCORE Hosts 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
To discuss sports 35%  35%  [ 7 ]
To prove I'm an intellectual superior 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
To post pornographic pictures for a bunch of strangers 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
To make friends 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
To spew hate 20%  20%  [ 4 ]
To argue with strangers,because that's how I roll 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
I hate human interaction unless it involves my genitals. 25%  25%  [ 5 ]
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You are here because?

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You are here because?

Because SHARK keeps me up with the Kardashians

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I was told there would be punch and pie.

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I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:50 am 
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All of the above.

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I am here because you touch yourself at night.

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I am here because it's a nice break from blowing my pet chimp.


fixed

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It makes me feel good to read the posts of many of the people on here and say "At least I'm not that guy/girl".

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
It makes me feel good to read the posts of many of the people on here and say "At least I'm not that guy/girl".




Fuck,I knew there was somebody like that on here...damn freak.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:57 am 
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Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...

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Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...


Do you think they have since regretted that decision?

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Douchebag wrote:
Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...


Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

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Douchebag wrote:
Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...


Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?

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Phil McCracken wrote:
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Douchebag wrote:
Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...


Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?


I think the better question is why you aren't.


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Phil McCracken wrote:
Drop In wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...


Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?


Actually,it was a fat naked guy in a Seahawk helmet.

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Phil McCracken wrote:
Drop In wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...


Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?


Actually,it was a fat naked guy in a Seahawk helmet.

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I'm here because I am a stalker, apparently.

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The scales were lopsided, I'm just restoring order.

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jimmypasta wrote:
Phil McCracken wrote:
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Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?


Actually,it was a fat naked guy in a Seahawk helmet.

Somehow every thread comes back around to Brian Bozworth

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:15 am 
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Bozworth. He made some insanely violent movie where he was chasing bikers. I saw it on cable.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:16 am 
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Bozworth. He made some insanely violent movie where he was chasing bikers. I saw it on cable.

That's the classic bit of cinema verite called Stone Cold james. It has one of the greatest opens in movie history

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlJxurGCiM8

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:22 am 
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Phil McCracken wrote:
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Douchebag wrote:
Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...


Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?


It's my Godfather, but if you want to be a dick about it............

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Stone Cold insists upon itself

Because it has a valid point to make so it's insisting!

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Phil McCracken wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Stone Cold insists upon itself

Because it has a valid point to make so it's insisting!

I like The Money Pit is how I'll respond to that.


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Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?


isn't the 'aquatic' part sort of implied in the term 'waterfowl'? Tho I guess it's better than terrestrial waterfowl.


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NearWessSideHussra wrote:
Phil McCracken wrote:
Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?
isn't the 'aquatic' part sort of implied in the term 'waterfowl'?

You haven't seen his parents.

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Phil McCracken wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Bozworth. He made some insanely violent movie where he was chasing bikers. I saw it on cable.

That's the classic bit of cinema verite called Stone Cold james. It has one of the greatest opens in movie history


Grocery store scenes are the best:

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