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Why am I here?

I need to vent (or show love) for SCORE Hosts	5%	[ 1 ]
To discuss sports	35%	[ 7 ]
To prove I'm an intellectual superior	0%	[ 0 ]
To post pornographic pictures for a bunch of strangers	5%	[ 1 ]
To make friends	5%	[ 1 ]
To spew hate	20%	[ 4 ]
To argue with strangers,because that's how I roll	5%	[ 1 ]
I hate human interaction unless it involves my genitals.	25%	[ 5 ]

Total votes : 20

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jimmypasta

Post subject: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:48 am

Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 am
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Location: NW SUBURBS OF CHICAGO
pizza_Place: any from anywhere

You are here because?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:49 am

Joined: Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:08 am
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Location: Underneath the Grace of Timothy Richard Tebow
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jimmypasta wrote:

You are here because?

Because SHARK keeps me up with the Kardashians

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

Chus wrote:

RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:49 am

Joined: Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:39 am
Posts: 13303
pizza_Place: Lanny Poffo's Sausage and More

I was told there would be punch and pie.

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Telegram Sam wrote:

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:50 am

Joined: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:05 pm
Posts: 68612
pizza_Place: Lina's Pizza

All of the above.

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The Hawk wrote:

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:50 am

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
Posts: 38635
Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein

I am here because you touch yourself at night.

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:52 am

Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 am
Posts: 26636
Location: NW SUBURBS OF CHICAGO
pizza_Place: any from anywhere

sjboyd0137 wrote:

I am here because it's a nice break from blowing my pet chimp.

fixed

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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spmack

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:52 am

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
Posts: 31155
Location: West Side
pizza_Place: Paisan's in Cicero

Because it helps me get girls.

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Seacrest wrote:

I rarely troll.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:52 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 92044
Location: To the left of my post

It makes me feel good to read the posts of many of the people on here and say "At least I'm not that guy/girl".

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:54 am

Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 am
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Location: NW SUBURBS OF CHICAGO
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

It makes me feel good to read the posts of many of the people on here and say "At least I'm not that guy/girl".

Fuck,I knew there was somebody like that on here...damn freak.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:56 am

1000 CLUB

Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:12 pm
Posts: 17980
pizza_Place: 6 characters

It is, at all levels, my own purgatory.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:57 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43567

Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:58 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 57234

Douchebag wrote:

Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...

Do you think they have since regretted that decision?

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--yet I can't look away."

Frank Coztansa wrote:

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:58 am

Joined: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:47 pm
Posts: 13380
Location: The far western part of south east North Dakota
pizza_Place: Boboli

I got kicked off the biker board.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I smell a bit....

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:58 am

Joined: Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:39 am
Posts: 13303
pizza_Place: Lanny Poffo's Sausage and More

Douchebag wrote:

Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...

Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

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Telegram Sam wrote:

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:00 am

Joined: Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:08 am
Posts: 14018
Location: Underneath the Grace of Timothy Richard Tebow
pizza_Place: ------

Drop In wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...

Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

Chus wrote:

RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:01 am

1000 CLUB

Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:12 pm
Posts: 17980
pizza_Place: 6 characters

Phil McCracken wrote:

Drop In wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...

Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?

I think the better question is why you aren't.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:02 am

Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 am
Posts: 26636
Location: NW SUBURBS OF CHICAGO
pizza_Place: any from anywhere

Phil McCracken wrote:

Drop In wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...

Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?

Actually,it was a fat naked guy in a Seahawk helmet.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:02 am

Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 am
Posts: 26636
Location: NW SUBURBS OF CHICAGO
pizza_Place: any from anywhere

Phil McCracken wrote:

Drop In wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...

Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?

Actually,it was a fat naked guy in a Seahawk helmet.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:04 am

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102657
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

I'm here because I am a stalker, apparently.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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HOVA

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:12 am

Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:49 pm
Posts: 7806
Location: Permanent hiatus
pizza_Place: Ban me

The scales were lopsided, I'm just restoring order.

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spanky wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

In the grand SCEME (not scope, Dumbass) pf things

Awesome.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:14 am

Joined: Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:08 am
Posts: 14018
Location: Underneath the Grace of Timothy Richard Tebow
pizza_Place: ------

jimmypasta wrote:

Phil McCracken wrote:

Drop In wrote:

Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?

Actually,it was a fat naked guy in a Seahawk helmet.

Somehow every thread comes back around to Brian Bozworth

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

Chus wrote:

RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:15 am

Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 am
Posts: 26636
Location: NW SUBURBS OF CHICAGO
pizza_Place: any from anywhere

Bozworth. He made some insanely violent movie where he was chasing bikers. I saw it on cable.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:16 am

Joined: Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:08 am
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Location: Underneath the Grace of Timothy Richard Tebow
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jimmypasta wrote:

Bozworth. He made some insanely violent movie where he was chasing bikers. I saw it on cable.

That's the classic bit of cinema verite called Stone Cold james. It has one of the greatest opens in movie history

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlJxurGCiM8

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

Chus wrote:

RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:22 am

Joined: Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:39 am
Posts: 13303
pizza_Place: Lanny Poffo's Sausage and More

Phil McCracken wrote:

Drop In wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...

Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?

It's my Godfather, but if you want to be a dick about it............

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:50 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

Stone Cold insists upon itself

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:52 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Stone Cold insists upon itself

Because it has a valid point to make so it's insisting!

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

Chus wrote:

RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:55 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

Phil McCracken wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Stone Cold insists upon itself

Because it has a valid point to make so it's insisting!

I like The Money Pit is how I'll respond to that.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:04 pm

Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:31 pm
Posts: 6513
pizza_Place: sit down

Phil McCracken wrote:

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?

isn't the 'aquatic' part sort of implied in the term 'waterfowl'? Tho I guess it's better than terrestrial waterfowl.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:07 pm

100000 CLUB

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pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

NearWessSideHussra wrote:

Phil McCracken wrote:

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?

isn't the 'aquatic' part sort of implied in the term 'waterfowl'?

You haven't seen his parents.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:07 pm

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Phil McCracken wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

Bozworth. He made some insanely violent movie where he was chasing bikers. I saw it on cable.

That's the classic bit of cinema verite called Stone Cold james. It has one of the greatest opens in movie history

Grocery store scenes are the best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9k09WPpNeo

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