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Death via pickle?
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So I have a jar of pickles. Says on the jar to sell by Nov 2008. The jar hasn't been opened. The safety seal on top of the lid is still ok. Do you think I'll die from these pickles or are they ok?

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Try'em out. What's the worst that could happen?


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So I have a jar of pickles. Says on the jar to sell by Nov 2008. The jar hasn't been opened. The safety seal on top of the lid is still ok. Do you think I'll die from these pickles or are they ok?

Only one way to find out, my brother.

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Are you stuck in your home? Pickles are like 3-4 bucks a jar, just buy a new one.

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So I have a jar of pickles. Says on the jar to sell by Nov 2008. The jar hasn't been opened. The safety seal on top of the lid is still ok. Do you think I'll die from these pickles or are they ok?

Only one way to find out, my brother.

Put them on my neighbors door with a note that says "Happy Spring"?

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Home Simpson ate the same hogie for damn near three weeks. Pick up your skirt, Sally.


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Darkside wrote:
So I have a jar of pickles. Says on the jar to sell by Nov 2008. The jar hasn't been opened. The safety seal on top of the lid is still ok. Do you think I'll die from these pickles or are they ok?
I think you will have a hard time selling them.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Home Simpson ate the same hogie for damn near three weeks. Pick up your skirt, Sally.


He missed Duff Gardens because of it though.

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So I have a jar of pickles. Says on the jar to sell by Nov 2008. The jar hasn't been opened. The safety seal on top of the lid is still ok. Do you think I'll die from these pickles or are they ok?
I think you will have a hard time selling them.

Do most people read the dates on things like Pickle jars? I mean, do you look at the sell by date when you buy Campbells soup out of their new little hopper device or do you assume?

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So I have a jar of pickles. Says on the jar to sell by Nov 2008. The jar hasn't been opened. The safety seal on top of the lid is still ok. Do you think I'll die from these pickles or are they ok?
I think you will have a hard time selling them.

Do most people read the dates on things like Pickle jars? I mean, do you look at the sell by date when you buy Campbells soup out of their new little hopper device or do you assume?

I ignore the expiration date on Milk and poultry but pay attention to it on soup and pickles. That's just how I roll.

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I ignore the expiration date on Milk and poultry but pay attention to it on soup and pickles. That's just how I roll.

I once bought a bottle of Excedrin from Dominicks in Westchester that was like 2 years expired. The manager refused to believe me when I brought it back. Jerk. I didn't die from those and they seemed to work.

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Phil McCracken wrote:
I ignore the expiration date on Milk and poultry but pay attention to it on soup and pickles. That's just how I roll.


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Ron: Those dates are arbitrary. They're like those expiration dates that the government forces companies to put on yogurt and medicine.

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Eat the pickles. Drink the juice. Kwitcherbitchin.

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Eat the pickles. Drink the juice. Kwitcherbitchin.

I remember a picklejuice drinking thing on Brady Bunch I think...
Was Cindy or Jan trying to clear acne or spontanously abort or something?

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I drink pickle juice whenever the jar is empty. Better than the actual pickle usually.

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I drink pickle juice whenever the jar is empty. Better than the actual pickle usually.

:shock: That sounds perfectly awful man. Are you daft?

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This thread is full of innuendo.

Now if I still had my Kaner mult, he'd definitely be telling people to sip the juice, if you will.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
This thread is full of innuendo.

Now if I still had my Kaner mult, he'd definitely be telling people to sip the juice, if you will.

This board is full of innuendo. R.I.P. the worst mult of all time. OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!

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Didn't some athlete use pickle juice in their training?

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Phil McCracken wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
This thread is full of innuendo.

Now if I still had my Kaner mult, he'd definitely be telling people to sip the juice, if you will.

This board is full of innuendo. R.I.P. the worst mult of all time. OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!

You never gave him a chance Phil. :(

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I've got a jar of sweet relish in my fridge from 2006. I still eat that shit on hotdogs, sausages, sandwiches, and sometimes pizza.

The night terrors and projectile diarrhea are considered novelties.


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Killer V wrote:
Didn't some athlete use pickle juice in their training?


Duce Staley I believe.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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Didn't some athlete use pickle juice in their training?


Duce Staley I believe.

I remember the old Doug Buffone drop from B&B.

Apparently he said "Duce Staley" but it sounded like "douche daily." I miss the pre-nipplegate B&B show, back when Terry could freely call people jerkoffs.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Killer V wrote:
Didn't some athlete use pickle juice in their training?


Duce Staley I believe.


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Killer V wrote:
Didn't some athlete use pickle juice in their training?


Duce Staley I believe.


Moises Alou


That pickle juice went bad a long time ago, mister.


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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Killer V wrote:
Didn't some athlete use pickle juice in their training?


Duce Staley I believe.

Yep. Had 200+ yds and a couple TD's in a week one win (over the Cowboys?) when the heat index was something like 100+. Said his grandma used to tell him to drink it in the heat. All of the salt forces the retention of water and fights dehydration/cramping.


I drink it cause it tastes good. (innuendo that).

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