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Darkside

Post subject: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:52 am

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So I have a jar of pickles. Says on the jar to sell by Nov 2008. The jar hasn't been opened. The safety seal on top of the lid is still ok. Do you think I'll die from these pickles or are they ok?

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Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:53 am

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Try'em out. What's the worst that could happen?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:53 am

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Darkside wrote:

So I have a jar of pickles. Says on the jar to sell by Nov 2008. The jar hasn't been opened. The safety seal on top of the lid is still ok. Do you think I'll die from these pickles or are they ok?

Only one way to find out, my brother.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:53 am

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Are you stuck in your home? Pickles are like 3-4 bucks a jar, just buy a new one.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:54 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Darkside wrote:

So I have a jar of pickles. Says on the jar to sell by Nov 2008. The jar hasn't been opened. The safety seal on top of the lid is still ok. Do you think I'll die from these pickles or are they ok?

Only one way to find out, my brother.

Put them on my neighbors door with a note that says "Happy Spring"?

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:54 am

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Try'em out. What's the worst that could happen?

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:57 am

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rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

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RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:58 am

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Home Simpson ate the same hogie for damn near three weeks. Pick up your skirt, Sally.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:58 am

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Darkside wrote:

So I have a jar of pickles. Says on the jar to sell by Nov 2008. The jar hasn't been opened. The safety seal on top of the lid is still ok. Do you think I'll die from these pickles or are they ok?

I think you will have a hard time selling them.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:59 am

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Home Simpson ate the same hogie for damn near three weeks. Pick up your skirt, Sally.

He missed Duff Gardens because of it though.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:02 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Darkside wrote:

So I have a jar of pickles. Says on the jar to sell by Nov 2008. The jar hasn't been opened. The safety seal on top of the lid is still ok. Do you think I'll die from these pickles or are they ok?

I think you will have a hard time selling them.

Do most people read the dates on things like Pickle jars? I mean, do you look at the sell by date when you buy Campbells soup out of their new little hopper device or do you assume?

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Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:03 am

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Darkside wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Darkside wrote:

So I have a jar of pickles. Says on the jar to sell by Nov 2008. The jar hasn't been opened. The safety seal on top of the lid is still ok. Do you think I'll die from these pickles or are they ok?

I think you will have a hard time selling them.

Do most people read the dates on things like Pickle jars? I mean, do you look at the sell by date when you buy Campbells soup out of their new little hopper device or do you assume?

I ignore the expiration date on Milk and poultry but pay attention to it on soup and pickles. That's just how I roll.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:04 am

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Phil McCracken wrote:

I ignore the expiration date on Milk and poultry but pay attention to it on soup and pickles. That's just how I roll.

I once bought a bottle of Excedrin from Dominicks in Westchester that was like 2 years expired. The manager refused to believe me when I brought it back. Jerk. I didn't die from those and they seemed to work.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:05 am

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Phil McCracken wrote:

I ignore the expiration date on Milk and poultry but pay attention to it on soup and pickles. That's just how I roll.

You're a man of consequence, my friend. But your calculated risks will catch up to you.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:07 am

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Ron Swanson wrote:

Ron: Those dates are arbitrary. They're like those expiration dates that the government forces companies to put on yogurt and medicine.

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rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

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RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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spanky

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:09 am

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Eat the pickles. Drink the juice. Kwitcherbitchin.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:10 am

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spanky wrote:

Eat the pickles. Drink the juice. Kwitcherbitchin.

I remember a picklejuice drinking thing on Brady Bunch I think...
Was Cindy or Jan trying to clear acne or spontanously abort or something?

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spanky

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:11 am

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I drink pickle juice whenever the jar is empty. Better than the actual pickle usually.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:12 am

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spanky wrote:

I drink pickle juice whenever the jar is empty. Better than the actual pickle usually.

That sounds perfectly awful man. Are you daft?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:18 am

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:22 am

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This thread is full of innuendo.

Now if I still had my Kaner mult, he'd definitely be telling people to sip the juice, if you will.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:24 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

This thread is full of innuendo.

Now if I still had my Kaner mult, he'd definitely be telling people to sip the juice, if you will.

This board is full of innuendo. R.I.P. the worst mult of all time. OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!

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rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

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RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:25 am

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Didn't some athlete use pickle juice in their training?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:26 am

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Phil McCracken wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

This thread is full of innuendo.

Now if I still had my Kaner mult, he'd definitely be telling people to sip the juice, if you will.

This board is full of innuendo. R.I.P. the worst mult of all time. OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!

You never gave him a chance Phil.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:26 am

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I've got a jar of sweet relish in my fridge from 2006. I still eat that shit on hotdogs, sausages, sandwiches, and sometimes pizza.

The night terrors and projectile diarrhea are considered novelties.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:27 am

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Killer V wrote:

Didn't some athlete use pickle juice in their training?

Duce Staley I believe.

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Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:29 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Killer V wrote:

Didn't some athlete use pickle juice in their training?

Duce Staley I believe.

I remember the old Doug Buffone drop from B&B.

Apparently he said "Duce Staley" but it sounded like "douche daily." I miss the pre-nipplegate B&B show, back when Terry could freely call people jerkoffs.

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Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:33 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Killer V wrote:

Didn't some athlete use pickle juice in their training?

Duce Staley I believe.

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Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:37 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Killer V wrote:

Didn't some athlete use pickle juice in their training?

Duce Staley I believe.

Moises Alou

That pickle juice went bad a long time ago, mister.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: My Pickles, from 2008

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:37 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Killer V wrote:

Didn't some athlete use pickle juice in their training?

Duce Staley I believe.

Yep. Had 200+ yds and a couple TD's in a week one win (over the Cowboys?) when the heat index was something like 100+. Said his grandma used to tell him to drink it in the heat. All of the salt forces the retention of water and fights dehydration/cramping.

I drink it cause it tastes good. (innuendo that).

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