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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:20 pm 
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You feel the same about a 400lb bearded girl as you do about one of the girls in the ratings system thead?

Jen Jen is in that thread so..........lemme think about it.

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common sense dictates a woman being more cautious of a strange man than a woman..not sure what you mean about the 400 pounder..if i saw a 400 lb fatty trip in front of me and struggle to stand upright..i would give her a hand same as any other person who needed help.


Then doesn't common sense dictate that people are more comfortable around people they believe are like them and that pose less of a threat? I think you will seek people like you, you may not feel contempt or anything at all for those that are not. I make more judgements about people based on how they dress and it's a way for me to identify possible characteristics.

As for the second part...which picture you whack off to? :P (You don't have to ainser that.)


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As for the second part...which picture you whack off to? :P (You don't have to ainser that.)


Hank: I'll answer the question. You want answers?
Spaulding: I think I'm entitled.
Hank: You want answers?!
Spaulding: I want the truth!
Hank: You can't handle the truth! We live in a world that has fatties, and those fatties have to be banged by men with low standards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Dolphin? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You weep for the hotties and you curse the chubby chasers. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that hotties not getting any, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that fattie! You need me on that fattie! We use words like "honor", "code", "loyalty". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent banging something. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a woman who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom from being leered at that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spoon, and start eating. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:36 pm 
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I was talking about something related to this whole discussion the other day with my wife. Family members are going through a bitter divorce. Wife hasn't worked in years and really wasn't doing anything more than minimum wage stuff before she stopped. She is at fault for the divorce by both accounts. Husband has to pay enough to the point wife won't have to work. My wife thought the situation was unfair.

I just laughed. It's a man's world and these are the aknowleged unfair costs we have to pay for our dominance. Chris Rock said it pretty well in regards to race when he joked that he's rich and famous but no white man would change places with him.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Spaulding wrote:

As for the second part...which picture you whack off to? :P (You don't have to ainser that.)


Hank: I'll answer the question. You want answers?
Spaulding: I think I'm entitled.
Hank: You want answers?!
Spaulding: I want the truth!
Hank: You can't handle the truth! We live in a world that has fatties, and those fatties have to be banged by men with low standards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Dolphin? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You weep for the hotties and you curse the chubby chasers. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that hotties not getting any, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that fattie! You need me on that fattie! We use words like "honor", "code", "loyalty". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent banging something. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a woman who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom from being leered at that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spoon, and start eating. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

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good dolphin wrote:

It's a man's world and these are the aknowleged unfair costs we have to pay for our dominance.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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good dolphin and hank scorpio Lin this thread.


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good dolphin wrote:
Chris Rock said it pretty well in regards to race when he joked that he's rich and famous but no white man would change places with him.


How much money are we talking about? :D

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good dolphin wrote:
Chris Rock said it pretty well in regards to race when he joked that he's rich and famous but no white man would change places with him.


Fuck that. Sign me up any day of the week.

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Hell, I would trade places with NAS after seeing his W-2's.


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They looked at me, and said "Ok you're not Muslim or Arab, so we'll let you go.".


Next time I see a black person having car problems I will not call for help for them. Would not want to be racist!

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I was talking about something related to this whole discussion the other day with my wife. Family members are going through a bitter divorce. Wife hasn't worked in years and really wasn't doing anything more than minimum wage stuff before she stopped. She is at fault for the divorce by both accounts. Husband has to pay enough to the point wife won't have to work. My wife thought the situation was unfair.

I just laughed. It's a man's world and these are the aknowleged unfair costs we have to pay for our dominance. Chris Rock said it pretty well in regards to race when he joked that he's rich and famous but no white man would change places with him.


What did she think was unfair. The wife getting money or the wife not getting enough money?


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i would switch places with chris rock in the blink of an eye and so would 65% of white america..the only color that really matters is green and he has it

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i would switch places with chris rock in the blink of an eye and so would 65% of white america..the only color that really matters is green and he has it


if only 65% of white america would then it would seem green isn't the only color that matters, no?


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just ball parking numbers here but i assume 35% of white america is financially secure enough and comfortable to not change their situation.

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Careful, that divorce shit is crazy contagious: http://bit.ly/cNi8z0

might wanna go ahead and file a preemptive strike now, or just Peterson the situation.


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312player wrote:
just ball parking numbers here but i assume 35% of white america is financially secure enough and comfortable to not change their situation.


You should pm Irish Boy to make sure your percentages are accurate.

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i have no sympathy for men who get raped financially in a divorce..they knew going in that signing a contract for life with a woman is risky and more often than not ends in divorce and the bread winner(man) usually has gets fucked...he should have made her lazy ass work a long time ago and had some money stashed away for this inevitable day.

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312player wrote:
just ball parking numbers here but i assume 35% of white america is financially secure enough and comfortable to not change their situation.


I would think it's lower.

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i have no sympathy for men who get raped financially in a divorce..they knew going in that signing a contract for life with a woman is risky and more often than not ends in divorce and the bread winner(man) usually has gets fucked...he should have made her lazy ass work a long time ago and had some money stashed away for this inevitable day.


Well that's just...awesome.


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i have no idea what the actual numbers are, just saying that millions of white people would swap lives with chris rock

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They looked at me, and said "Ok you're not Muslim or Arab, so we'll let you go.".


Next time I see a black person having car problems I will not call for help for them. Would not want to be racist!

My guess would be that the phone call in Kamps' case (assuming the cop wasn't lying) was more of the "There's a suspicious looking black guy on my block pretending to have car trouble" variety. But that's just me.

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Some of you seem to be unfamiliar the role of the comedian in social commentary.

See, when Eddie Murphy said he wanted to marry a woman from africa who didn't know about taking half his money, he didn't really mean it.

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so you think it is a coincidence that the best 600 b ball players on the planet are in the nba and 88% are black?

I wouldnt call it a coincidence. I think there are a lot of factors that go into it.


I dont believe black people's DNA is more geared towards basketball than anyone else


We were bred for this type of work. Go look it up!

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They looked at me, and said "Ok you're not Muslim or Arab, so we'll let you go.".


Next time I see a black person having car problems I will not call for help for them. Would not want to be racist!

My guess would be that the phone call in Kamps' case (assuming the cop wasn't lying) was more of the "There's a suspicious looking black guy on my block pretending to have car trouble" variety. But that's just me.




yeah i am sure that is how it went down :roll: ...i have been sweated by the police more than both of you two jerkoffs combined...i have even been arrested on an old warrant when my truck broke down..the police were not there to help they just wanted to run my plates and d.l. and guess what i am not black :shock: .it happens all the time that is what cops do ..everything in life is not always race related.

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312player wrote:

yeah i am sure that is how it went down :roll: ...i have been sweated by the police more than both of you two jerkoffs combined...i have even been arrested on an old warrant when my truck broke down..the police were not there to help they just wanted to run my plates and d.l. and guess what i am not black :shock: .it happens all the time that is what cops do ..everything in life is not always race related.

And how do you know that?

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[i have been sweated by the police more than both of you two jerkoffs



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i just do..trust me.. wish it were not true but i guarantee it is

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i just do..trust me.. wish it were not true but i guarantee it is

But from the sounds of it, you were arrested and/or pulled over for good reason. That's different.

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i just do..trust me.. wish it were not true but i guarantee it is



That just means you're a criminal. That has nothing to do with race. Just because you've been (rightfully) arrested doesn't mean police don't harrass other people simply based on race...

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i never said that police don't profile..they do...but part of that profiling is age/look/attitude and arrest record/felony convictions..type of vehicle etc...if you think blacks are the only people who get harassed by the police you are very wrong..and if am walking down wood st approaching erie and two d bag narcs roll up on me and frisk me and question me for no reason other than i gave them an ignorant look when they rolled up on me to check me out..that is harassment.. drive through the 22nd district for a couple hours and count how many young white males are stopped because there is a good chance they have some green in the car..that is harassment

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