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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:50 pm 
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/02/23/ch ... ed-robber/

Here is the story. Dennis Fleming of Farmington, New Hampshire returned home last Saturday and discovered that his home had been broken into. As he went to warn his neighbor, he noticed a thief trying to crawl into the neighbor's window. Mr. Fleming told the thief to "Freeze!," fired a warning shot into the ground, and held the crook at bay until the Police arrived.

Amazingly, when the Police arrived, they took both the criminal AND Mr. Fleming into custody! Mr. Fleming was originally facing FELONY gun charges for heroically foiling the scumbags larcenous intentions.

Thankfully, common sense has now prevailed, and these charges have been dropped. Live Free or Die, Johnson!

There has been no confirmation of the rumor that New Hampshire native Sam Fuld was influential in this decision, or that Sam Fuld described this as being better than winning a World Series.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:53 pm 
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Dennis Fleming is a tampon.

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That seems rather harsh. I do, however, respect your opinion.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:04 pm 
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FavreFan wrote:
Dennis Fleming is a tampon.


Because he gets a lot of pussy?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:05 pm 
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stoneroses86 wrote:
That seems rather harsh. I do, however, respect your opinion.

:lol:

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Farvio

You get 1.5 Hanleys for your reference.

And I'm being generous.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Farvio

You get 1.5 Hanleys for your reference.

And I'm being generous.

Yes. Yes you are. :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:16 pm 
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I lol'd. One of my favorite lines from that movie. This was perfect use of it.


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