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I feel like I met Bob Loblaw before.


Have you ever met the Swagger Soaring Eagle?

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I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.


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WWE update on Hall of Fame streaming

In something very confusing, the WWE posted on its facebook page that beginning at 7 p.m. tonight they would have live coverage of the Hall of Fame induction ceremony featuring Edge and Mike Tyson.

However, company officials are denying there is any streaming of tonight's show.

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I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.


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I just got threatened to "stay out of this section because it's like the super bowl of this sport".



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I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.


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I have already gone over my limit of "You know it Bro"'s for the day. #Don'tCare

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I have already gone over my limit of "You know it Bro"'s for the day. #Don'tCare


Just Rise Above Hate.

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I'm pumped for this show. Really really looking forward to Punk/Jericho Hope it delivers.


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I'm pumped for this show. Really really looking forward to Punk/Jericho Hope it delivers.

Is little Triple H doing any wrestling moves, yet?

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Bucky Chris wrote:
I'm pumped for this show. Really really looking forward to Punk/Jericho Hope it delivers.

Is little Triple H doing any wrestling moves, yet?


He jobs to me all the time. Good at taking bumps.


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spmack wrote:
Bucky Chris wrote:
I'm pumped for this show. Really really looking forward to Punk/Jericho Hope it delivers.

Is little Triple H doing any wrestling moves, yet?


He jobs to me all the time. Good at taking bumps.


This would suggest he needs a new name. :lol:

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This would suggest he needs a new name. :lol:


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Once In A Lifetime? Or Same As It Ever Was?: McNEILL Previews the WrestleMania XXVIII PPV!

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Wake the pets and call the neighbors, it's time for our exclusive WWE pay-per-view projections!

DISCLAIMER: Projections are based on what the columnist would do if he were booking this event, instead of The Cerebral C.O.O., Stephanie "Office Mom" Levesque and WWE President "Cranky" Vince McMahon. Projections are not predictions, because anything can happen in WWE, except for wrestlers who debuted after the year 2000 getting over. This preview has been sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnall's porch since noon today. Some of our departing contestants will receive a supply of Borateem laundry detergent. Borateem brightens the colors, whitens the whites, and cleans it all. Remember, this is only an exhibition. This is not a competition. Please, please, no wagering. This lineup is based on the best available information as of this writing. These predictions are based on what the columnist would do if he had creative control over WWE, except for the part where he sends Vince McMahon on a round-the-world cruise.

The time for talk is over. Thank goodness. After one full year of buildup for Sunday's main event match between The Rock and John Cena, we've learned that one year is way too long to hype a WrestleMania match. It's doubly difficult when you know that The Rock isn't going to wrestle or take bumps on the road to WrestleMania. But I think we're all ready for this show. Heck, we're beyond ready.

The big problem with this year's show (and it IS a big problem) is the lack of young wrestlers in the top matches. There's nothing wrong with The Rock, Triple H, The Undertaker, Chris Jericho or even John Cena, except that all of them are closer to the end of careers than the beginning. If WWE were smart, they'd be using the legends from the past to help make stars out of the guys from the current era. It's discouraging that the big news this weekend revolves around the possible returns of Dave Batista and Brock Lesnar.




Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler and Josh Mathews will probably be announcing this show. Jim Ross should be announcing this show. On with the projections!

Primo Colon & Epico Colon (w/ Rosa Mendes) vs. Jey Uso & Jimmy Uso vs. Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd (WWE World Tag Team Titles): This is the preshow, which you'll be able to catch for free at WWE.com. Projection? Rosa with the distraction. Primo pins Jimmy Uso, and the tag titles stay with the New Boricuas. For now, anyway.

Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounous vs. Beth Phoenix & Eve Torres: Maria Menounous has two broken ribs, which means Kelly Kelly will have to carry the load in this match. Yikes. Projection? Beth Phoenix hits Kelly Kelly with the Glam Slam for the win. Menounous stops the postmatch attack and slaps Eve Torres to the crowd, in a victory for entertainment reporters everywhere.

Randy Orton vs. Kane: Mr. Orton seems to think this match is a bigger deal than the Smackdown title match. This storyline has been make serious than the Sheamus-Bryan storyline. I suppose it would be a bigger deal than Sheamus-Bryan if anyone still gave a rip about the feud between these two. Projection? Orton with the RKO. Let's keep this stuff simple.

Team Teddy (Booker T. Huffman, Santino Marella, Zack Ryder, Kofi Kingston, R-Truth & Great Khali w/ Hornswoggle vs. Team Johnny (David Otunga, The Miz, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Mark Henry & Drew McIntyre w/ Vickie Guerrero): Here's a booking tip for WWE. Since this is a stadium show, you can probably find a way to wrap up the entire before Khali can finish walking to the ring. Projection? Mr. Laurinaitis, in a tip of the heat to middle-aged wrestling fans, clocks Santino with the red flagpole. David Otunga makes the cover, giving Team Johnny the win. Johnny makes Otunga the new general manager of Smackdown, and forces Teddy Long to be Otunga's assistant.

Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show (WWE Intercontinental Title): Cody Rhodes is exactly the sort of talented young wrestler WWE should be pushing to the moon. Big Show is the sort of experience main eventer WWE should be using to help the young guys get over. Time for some trickeration. Projection? Show has Cody in trouble. Cody kicks the referee and gets himself disqualified. Show knocks Cody out after the match and technically gets to leave with the victory.

Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus (Smackdown World Title): One of the most amazing stories of the past year is that Daniel Bryan managed to impress WWE's bookers and creative stuff to the point where he became a World Champion and a main eventer. But all good things must end. Projection? Brogue kick. Celtic Cross. Pinfall. Sheamus is your new Smackdown champion, and we have a rematch set for the "Extreme Rules" pay-per-view.

C.M. Punk vs. Chris Jericho (WWE Heavyweight Title): Speaking of unlikely, C.M. Punk has been the top babyface on WWE Raw for the past eight months. Either Punk has convinced management of his dedication to his craft, or WWE owner Vince McMahon is still trying to figure out how a guy with all those freaky tattoos keeps landing hot girlfriends. Projection? Jericho uses brass nucs on the Straight Edge Superstar to get the win and the WWE title, setting up Punk-Jericho II in Chicago on April 29th.

The Undertaker vs. Triple H (Hell In A Cell - Guest Referee Shawn Michaels): Last year's match between Triple H and Undertaker was fantastic. This year's match is a veritable chop suey of gimmickry. I have no idea how prepared the Dead Man or the Game are for this one, but I'm hoping for the best. Projection? Hunter gets some near fall, then becomes frustrated with Shawn's count and knocks his good friend cold with the Pedigree. The second referee is loaded into the cage. Shawn recovers and superkicks the second referee upside the head. The mild distraction allows Undertaker to lock in the Hell's Gate, and Hunter is forced to tap out.

The Rock vs. John Cena: I wasn't sure how WWE could deliver a satisfying finish for this match. Evidently Vince McMahon wasn't sure either, which is why Brock Lesnar and Dave Batista are in South Florida. I went back to last year, remembered how little the loss to The Miz affected John Cena's popularity, and have made the appropriate adjustments. Projection? The match starts out evenly, but Cena's a full-time and Rock isn't, so Cena finally starts taking over on offense. With Rock in trouble, Brock Lesnar casually strolls down the aisle toward the ring. The referee and ringside security freak out, allowing Dave Batista to come in through the crowd and lay out Cena with the Batista Bomb. Lesnar watches this, smirks, and heads to the back. Rock hits the Rock Bottom and beats Cena. The Miami fans leave happy.

Aftermath: Lesnar shows up Monday night on Raw and announces that he is mentoring Dave Batista, and will lead The Animal to the WWE title and the UFC Heavyweight Title. Brock and Big Dave are not on a full-time schedule, but they cause Cena enough misery that he and WWE do the angle right this time, giving us Rock/Cena vs. Batista/Lesnar at SummerSlam in Los Angeles.

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The day is here, hope it's a good event.

If the guy is right, A Lesnar/Batista tag team would be intresting. It could work, Rock comes out saying he won with help and wants to beat Cena, 1 on 1, but if Rock wins, I would like to see him do it by himself and the same with Cena.


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My Picks

Maria/Kelly Kelly
Orton
Laurniaitis Team makes more sense, but I like Long's team here with Ziggler getting pinned and to start Ziggler's run after tonight
Rhodes wins, almost seeing Big SHow get DQ'ed
Going with Sheamus, helped me win the RUmble Contest
I would like to see Punk wins, but sounds like these 2 will face each other in Punk's hometown at the next event, so Jericho should win to have a better set up.
On HHH-Taker, if Triple H won, both guys should announce retirements tommorow, don't see that or hear that, so Taker will probably win and what role does HBK play.
For the big one, I would like to see Cena won, has won the promo battles, but being in Miami, I do think the Rock wins.

On Lesnar/Batista, what will they do, who knows have heard getting in the Triple H-Taker and Rock-Cena match, I think it adds to the night and 1 more thing I would like to see is a big swerve, something that builds for the summer.


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I typed out a big preview and didn't save it and got logged out. :(

Lesnar/Bautista would be a great WM surprise.

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T minus 10 minutes!! (or close enough)

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Lillian to kick off with America the Beautiful


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Just like last year, the Smackdown title kicking off the show.


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Sheamus wins


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A 1 second match???

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There better be an injury or a point to this, or this may not be a good start and hopefully not a sign of things to come.


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My buddy I used to talk wrestling with is there. His fiancee got him tickets for his birthday. Pretty cool.


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If they are going to have a few second long match then they might as well march funkasauraus out there too.

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To go from excited anticipation to completely pissed off in in 18 seconds. Thanks Vince!

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Price Albert/Lord Tensai is in Miami for Mania.


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Kane-Orton up now


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This match has gone over 18 seconds at least.

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