Wow. I tuned in trying to miss most of this show and right when I get in Larry is asking Kerry Sayers to give us a list of top chicks she's into. She was certainly uncomfortable. And Lar is just giggling about it like a high school freshman.
So I ask... what the fuck was that all about? Doesn't this pimp know how to treat ladies or what's his fuckin deal?
Also, isn't she like a mom and pregger? I mean, cmon dude.

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Much like when Laurence looked over Paula Faris' shoulder when she was still on NBC5 doing "Sports Sunday" going to a commercial break, I wanted Paula to hit LoHo so damn hard, it hurts! He & Todd Fritz from "The Dan Patrick Show" should trade places sometime...

I would never advocate violence. But I would imagine she'd want to punch him. I wonder... he couldn't act like that in front of chicks he meets in that gym he's always at or some hip bar he's hanging out at when he's not on TV like a mack.

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It was flat out uncomfortable, and I saw it in real time...

Wow, I'm surprised you were able to hear the tv at Real Time Sports. I've been there for games (notably the one where a certain slightly unhinged hatchback driver freaked out that there's other men with the same name as him, which would have been Bears/Seahawks in which the Bears whomped them) and I can't hear shit.

I wonder if one of those magic ears deals would work in that situation or if it would hurt you badly.

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They better not let him get near any pizza boxes at the studio.

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I thought that maybe Hugh was a guest on the show.

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This is what I've been saying. His actions always reveal that he has absolutely no tact when it comes to the fair sex. I'm thinking that perhaps he isn't as much of a playa as he likes to portray on the radio.

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No, Darkside. Not Real Time Sports...I was at home channel surfing late on a Sunday night when NBC5 did "Sports Sunday" as a postgame show following "Sunday Night Football" and long before LoHo became part of the NBC5 sports team.

We will now turn the floor over to the accused's advocate for further explanation. Ivan?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Perhaps?

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Laurence was just...

Its not that creepy because...

When you consider his peers I think...



Nah, cant lie. That's unforgiveable.

Hey guys, at the Bulls game pre-event, remember that old guy that was at the bar drinking scotch that was like leering at the bartender chick and I think he might have tried to pick up T-Bone? That guy was almost as creepy as Laaaar.

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You know what, these B&B fellas like their little sayings... for example, "Yarr" right?
We can do one of those... each time you hear a stupid pickup line or bad mack attempt you go "Larr!" (you can rhyme it with yarr if you like). yeah. Let's do that.

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I wonder at what point entertainment goofing ends and harrassment lawsuits begin? lol kerry the end of our loho nightmare.

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Does he pronounce it as Keary Sayers?

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SHARK, have you noticed that Paula Farris is now cohosting the weekend Good Morning America with Ginger Zee?

I wake up with both of them, if you know what I mean. In that, I wake up and I then watch them on my television.

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I thought Paula was on ABC News' "World News Now" while Ginger does weekend weather on "GMA"...You know who was on there today, don't you?

Francisco Franco?

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No, it was Katie Couric...Yes, the same Katie who was a train wreck as anchor of "The CBS Evening News" and was previously on NBC News' "Today Show" before it.

Yeah, I made a bad choice sitting at the end of the bar. That is the guy that talked me into trying to
pick up the bartender. Why I listened to him I'll never understand. I was shot down with extreme
prejudice. I have never written my number on a napkin before, give it to a woman and have her
crumple it up and throw it away right in front of me.

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I'll never forget the time I was about 18 or 19, and I tried to talk to a chick and she just wasn't interested. She could have lied and told me that she had a BF, but she just flat out told me that there was no chance. That one took a little time to recover from.

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Ouch. Yeah, I was a bit taken back by it but pretty sure I got over it by the time we left the bar.

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Sounds like you're "Kid"ing yourself with this post...

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That never happened to me so blatantly. I always got excuses (lies). Never had one flat out say they're not interested.

But, you cant hit a bullseye if you throw no dart.

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That's true. See, I usually didn't have to pick up the chicks. They picked me up. I'm just that kind of guy.

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Would like to thank DS for listening so I didnt have to.

Anyone have that one friend who just does not deliver the line well. Things he says just come out wrong or put people off?

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Lines never worked for me. I learned that at an early age. I just learned how to come correct and be sincere. That usually got me good results.

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So if Terry is Teary,
And Kerry is Kairy,
Is Larry Leery?

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