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Darkside

Post subject: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:29 pm

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I think he can bust out of it. First the whole sloppy sod thing, then the Gregg Popovich thing.
Well, I think it's just a bad day. He'll pull thru in no time at all and be back to the SHARK we all know and love deeply.

THE BITE IS COMING BACK BABY!

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spmack

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:34 pm

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SHARK fancies himself as a journalist, which is why it has been so bad for him lately.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:36 pm

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spmack wrote:

SHARK fancies himself as a journalist, which is why it has been so bad for him lately.

Yeah, I really don't like the whole "playing reporter" thing he's been doing lately. I don't think he always did that.

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Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:38 pm

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Shark needs to get his dumb butt a slumpbuster.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:38 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

SHARK fancies himself as a journalist, which is why it has been so bad for him lately.

Yeah, I really don't like the whole "playing reporter" thing he's been doing lately. I don't think he always did that.

Sort of.

I got no problem with any of it. I find it informative on occasion...

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:43 pm

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C'mon OKC. Get off my guy.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:44 pm

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I'm doing the best I can with what I have...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

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Douchebag wrote:

C'mon OKC. Get off my guy.

Might take awhile...

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:46 pm

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:51 pm

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SHARK wrote:

I'm doing the best I can with what I have...

Fins, scales, and rows of teeth?

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:53 pm

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Who the hell am I? Gordon Beckham? C'MON MAN!

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:55 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Who the hell am I? Gordon Beckham? C'MON MAN!

Wait, Gordon Beckham has fins, scales, and rows of teeth?

Might explain why he can't hit the curveball.

If only he were Muslim. Maybe Muhammad would help him do that.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:57 pm

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SHARK wrote:

C'MON

What channel is this?

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spmack

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:59 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

SHARK fancies himself as a journalist, which is why it has been so bad for him lately.

Yeah, I really don't like the whole "playing reporter" thing he's been doing lately. I don't think he always did that.

Sort of.

I got no problem with any of it. I find it informative on occasion...

You've got no problem with nobody or nothing. You're Krazy Waddle. I'm going to find a Tom Waddle avatar for you.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:05 pm

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Gloopan Kuratz

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:15 pm

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It's very hard to fit all that knowledge into snappy one liners to keep up with the rest of you.

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:18 pm

SHARK wrote:

I'm doing the best I can with what I have...

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:22 pm

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Slump THIS!

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:23 pm

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SHARK perhaps it is time to get away for a couple days just you and your #18 Mike Tomczak jersey and get some renewal time?

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spmack

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:25 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Slump THIS!

now that's funny.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:25 pm

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spmack wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Slump THIS!

now that's funny.

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NSJ

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:32 pm

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spmack wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Slump THIS!

now that's funny.

Yes - that was a great response!

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Rod

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:36 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Slump THIS!

My first job out of college was for an electronic parts distributor that used the advertsing motto "STUMP US!" I was never sure exactly what it meant. I guess that you should call us because we're almost certain to have the difficult-to-find part in stock. The guy I worked for was a rude cretin. I remember an angry customer telling him to "STUMP THIS!"

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:42 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Just like Talladega, this Bulls' season has crashed.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:45 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Just like Talladega, this Bulls' season has crashed.

The truth hurts.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:45 pm

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SHARK a race track does not crash.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:46 pm

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RFDC wrote:

SHARK a race track does not crash.

There were a couple of crashes at Talladega yesterday involving actual cars in the Aaron's 499.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:47 pm

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SHARK wrote:

RFDC wrote:

SHARK a race track does not crash.

There were a couple of crashes at Talladega yesterday involving actual cars in the Aaron's 499.

Then maybe the better bad simile would be "like several drivers at Talladega, this Bulls Season has crashed."

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:50 pm

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Darkside wrote:

SHARK wrote:

RFDC wrote:

SHARK a race track does not crash.

There were a couple of crashes at Talladega yesterday involving actual cars in the Aaron's 499.

Then maybe the better bad simile would be "like several drivers at Talladega, this Bulls Season has crashed."

Thanks for correcting me.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: SHARK's slump

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:51 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Thanks for correcting me.

I will continue to help. We got to get you out of this slump. CSFMB needs its hero.

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