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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:40 pm

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Don't feel bad, OKC. There are points I make here and I can't win either...

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:40 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Don't feel bad, OKC. There are points I make here and I can't win either...

Your points are often imponderable.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:42 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Don't feel bad, OKC. There are points I make here and I can't win either...

We will weather this storm together.

You. Me. SomeGuy. Terry's Peeps. Dewskie. A boat. Oars. Elephant ears. Transister radio. Goldfish crackers. Stacey King soundboard on a laptop. Bottle of Hennessy. Umbrellas. Imagination.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:46 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:46 pm

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I'm bored so I'm pretty much just posting anything Boyd.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:49 pm

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Cool

You. Me. Case of Guinness. Carton of Thin Mint Ice Cream. Richard Pryor DVD. Speeps shows up. I leave. You two do whatever.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:50 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Cool

You. Me. Case of Guinness. Carton of Thin Mint Ice Cream. Richard Pryor DVD. Speeps shows up. I leave. You two do whatever.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:51 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'm bored so I'm pretty much just posting anything Boyd.

When you're bored it's bad for the board.
Get a gameboy or something.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:52 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Don't feel bad, OKC. There are points I make here and I can't win either...

We will weather this storm together.

You. Me. SomeGuy. Terry's Peeps. A boat. Oars. Elephant ears. Transister radio. Goldfish crackers. Stacey King soundboard on a laptop. Bottle of Hennessy. Umbrellas. Imagination.

I hope Stacey King brings the "Hot Sauce" tonight. Just like in Game 5, NBA TV, DIRECTV 216, has the Game 6 national broadcast at 6p this eve. Might be blacked out, even though it's in Philadelphia. Stacey, Neil Funk & Gail Fischer have the hometown call on Comcast SportsNet this eve, too.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:53 pm

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Where can I find Comcast Sports Net on my AT&T U-verse channel guide?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:54 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

You. Me. Case of Guinness. Carton of Thin Mint Ice Cream. Richard Pryor DVD. Speeps shows up. I leave. You two do whatever.

You know what's funny?

Tall Midget hated that bit when I did it. However, Spaulding did a parody of one and she pretty much nailed my style completely. Midget laughed at it...although it was exactly the same bit.

You know what that means? Midget actually liked the bit, but didn't feel comfortable admitting it until someone other than I did it. Apparently you're not allowed to laugh at a joke until one of your favorite posters makes it. Double standard.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:58 pm

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Mmm Hmm

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:01 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Where can I find Comcast Sports Net on my AT&T U-verse channel guide?

You're on your own. SHARK has DIRECTV. SHARK has CSN Chicago on DIRECTV 665.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:10 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Mmm Hmm

I even gave Spaulding props. I said something to the effect of "THAT'S how it's done!" with some smileys. Then Midget's bitch ass chimed in with, "Please take notes." Motherfucker, the joke is the same no matter who's doing it, you biased, faux-intellectual nitwit.

Yeah, fuck Midget.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:11 pm

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I would take a drunk Kaner over a drunk Coop anyday.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:14 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

I would take a drunk Kaner over a drunk Coop anyday.

Don Cooper? Two words...Keep him.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:20 pm

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SHARK wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Where can I find Comcast Sports Net on my AT&T U-verse channel guide?

You're on your own. SHARK has DIRECTV. SHARK has CSN Chicago on DIRECTV 665.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:24 pm

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SHARK wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Where can I find Comcast Sports Net on my AT&T U-verse channel guide?

You're on your own. SHARK has DIRECTV. SHARK has CSN Chicago on DIRECTV 665.

SHARK

You want us to get our pencils and scorecards out for mundane bullshit such as the Olympic broadcasters, but you can't help us out with things that are really important, such as which channel I need to avoid tonight so I don't have to watch the Bulls game.

I find this behavior reprehensible, and bid you good day, sir.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:32 pm

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Here's what is on tap with these two goofs...

*3p: Cubs/Comcast SportsNet/WGN Sports' Len Kasper
*3:30p: "The Second Half"
*5p: "WYC?"

Producers: Matt Abbatacola & Nick Shepkowski
"Scoreboard Updates": RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

Terry's "two favorite words in show business", Laurence "Mr. Multimedia" Holmes, has a rare "full boat show" starting at 6p with no White Sox game. Part of LoHo's "A Team", Joe Ostrowski, hosts a solo show tonight at 10p in advance of "SCORE Overnight" with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris starting at Midnight. I wonder what they'll be talking about later this eve...

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:32 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

SHARK wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Where can I find Comcast Sports Net on my AT&T U-verse channel guide?

You're on your own. SHARK has DIRECTV. SHARK has CSN Chicago on DIRECTV 665.

SJ, I'm sorry... :oops:

I didn't mean to offend.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:33 pm

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I said good day

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:36 pm

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It's nothing personal...

What's the deal with Patrick Kane this time?

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:50 pm

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They're replacing the "Mully & Hanley" chat with White Sox pitching coach and first class asshole Don Cooper...

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:51 pm

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God damn M&H are bitches when talking to a sauced Coop.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:52 pm

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SHARK wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

SHARK, we dont need to know who all the producers are or who they might look like.

I think your gameplans would be better without that stuff

That's fine...If RED ALERT! RED ALERT! were hosting instead of Terry & Dan, he'd point the finger at the show's producers. Chew on that for a while.

Ive been chewing on this post for about an hour and a half and I still dont get it.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:54 pm

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Why doesn't Bosio have a show yet?

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/10: Who Is Don Cooper Crappin'?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:58 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Why doesn't Bosio have a show yet?

Good question...Wrong station.

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