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SHARK
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Don't feel bad, OKC. There are points I make here and I can't win either...
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Don't feel bad, OKC. There are points I make here and I can't win either...

Your points are often imponderable.

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Don't feel bad, OKC. There are points I make here and I can't win either...

We will weather this storm together.

You. Me. SomeGuy. Terry's Peeps. Dewskie. A boat. Oars. Elephant ears. Transister radio. Goldfish crackers. Stacey King soundboard on a laptop. Bottle of Hennessy. Umbrellas. Imagination.

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I'm bored so I'm pretty much just posting anything Boyd.

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You. Me. Case of Guinness. Carton of Thin Mint Ice Cream. Richard Pryor DVD. Speeps shows up. I leave. You two do whatever.

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You. Me. Case of Guinness. Carton of Thin Mint Ice Cream. Richard Pryor DVD. Speeps shows up. I leave. You two do whatever.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I'm bored so I'm pretty much just posting anything Boyd.

When you're bored it's bad for the board.
Get a gameboy or something.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
SHARK wrote:
Don't feel bad, OKC. There are points I make here and I can't win either...

We will weather this storm together.

You. Me. SomeGuy. Terry's Peeps. A boat. Oars. Elephant ears. Transister radio. Goldfish crackers. Stacey King soundboard on a laptop. Bottle of Hennessy. Umbrellas. Imagination.

I hope Stacey King brings the "Hot Sauce" tonight. Just like in Game 5, NBA TV, DIRECTV 216, has the Game 6 national broadcast at 6p this eve. Might be blacked out, even though it's in Philadelphia. Stacey, Neil Funk & Gail Fischer have the hometown call on Comcast SportsNet this eve, too.
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Where can I find Comcast Sports Net on my AT&T U-verse channel guide?

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You. Me. Case of Guinness. Carton of Thin Mint Ice Cream. Richard Pryor DVD. Speeps shows up. I leave. You two do whatever.

You know what's funny?

Tall Midget hated that bit when I did it. However, Spaulding did a parody of one and she pretty much nailed my style completely. Midget laughed at it...although it was exactly the same bit.

You know what that means? Midget actually liked the bit, but didn't feel comfortable admitting it until someone other than I did it. Apparently you're not allowed to laugh at a joke until one of your favorite posters makes it. Double standard.

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Where can I find Comcast Sports Net on my AT&T U-verse channel guide?

You're on your own. SHARK has DIRECTV. SHARK has CSN Chicago on DIRECTV 665.
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Mmm Hmm

I even gave Spaulding props. I said something to the effect of "THAT'S how it's done!" with some smileys. Then Midget's bitch ass chimed in with, "Please take notes." Motherfucker, the joke is the same no matter who's doing it, you biased, faux-intellectual nitwit.

Yeah, fuck Midget.

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I would take a drunk Kaner over a drunk Coop anyday.

Don Cooper? Two words...Keep him.
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Where can I find Comcast Sports Net on my AT&T U-verse channel guide?

You're on your own. SHARK has DIRECTV. SHARK has CSN Chicago on DIRECTV 665.

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Where can I find Comcast Sports Net on my AT&T U-verse channel guide?

You're on your own. SHARK has DIRECTV. SHARK has CSN Chicago on DIRECTV 665.

SHARK

You want us to get our pencils and scorecards out for mundane bullshit such as the Olympic broadcasters, but you can't help us out with things that are really important, such as which channel I need to avoid tonight so I don't have to watch the Bulls game.

I find this behavior reprehensible, and bid you good day, sir.

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Here's what is on tap with these two goofs...

*3p: Cubs/Comcast SportsNet/WGN Sports' Len Kasper
*3:30p: "The Second Half"
*5p: "WYC?"

Producers: Matt Abbatacola & Nick Shepkowski
"Scoreboard Updates": RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

Terry's "two favorite words in show business", Laurence "Mr. Multimedia" Holmes, has a rare "full boat show" starting at 6p with no White Sox game. Part of LoHo's "A Team", Joe Ostrowski, hosts a solo show tonight at 10p in advance of "SCORE Overnight" with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris starting at Midnight. I wonder what they'll be talking about later this eve...
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Where can I find Comcast Sports Net on my AT&T U-verse channel guide?

You're on your own. SHARK has DIRECTV. SHARK has CSN Chicago on DIRECTV 665.

SHARK

You want us to get our pencils and scorecards out for mundane bullshit such as the Olympic broadcasters, but you can't help us out with things that are really important, such as which channel I need to avoid tonight so I don't have to watch the Bulls game.

I find this behavior reprehensible, and bid you good day, sir.

SJ, I'm sorry... :oops: I didn't mean to offend.
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It's nothing personal...

What's the deal with Patrick Kane this time?
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They're replacing the "Mully & Hanley" chat with White Sox pitching coach and first class asshole Don Cooper...
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God damn M&H are bitches when talking to a sauced Coop.

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SHARK, we dont need to know who all the producers are or who they might look like.

I think your gameplans would be better without that stuff

That's fine...If RED ALERT! RED ALERT! were hosting instead of Terry & Dan, he'd point the finger at the show's producers. Chew on that for a while.

Ive been chewing on this post for about an hour and a half and I still dont get it.
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Why doesn't Bosio have a show yet?

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Why doesn't Bosio have a show yet?

Good question...Wrong station.
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