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bigfan

Post subject: Re: What's the dumbest law in this country?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 4:32 pm

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Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 5:00 pm

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: What's the dumbest law in this country?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 5:11 pm

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That the President has to be a natural born citizen. I'd have voted for Arnold.

For the Cubs fans, its that beer sales end at the 7th inning.

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Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 5:22 pm

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Chus

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Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 5:39 pm

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Cannabis being illegal.

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 5:52 pm

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Bagels wrote:

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C_Howitt_Fealz

Post subject: Re: What's the dumbest law in this country?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 5:57 pm

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That we can't necessarily sue the government, but foreign investors can.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: What's the dumbest law in this country?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 6:01 pm

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I'd list these:

Suicide Laws
Most drug Laws
Ghey Marriage (keeping my fingers crossed for Camps/Lipid!!!!!)
Gambling laws
Any upcoming internet sales tax law
Obama's health care law

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C_Howitt_Fealz

Post subject: Re: What's the dumbest law in this country?

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 6:07 pm

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That is law now.

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Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 6:09 pm

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Red light or speeding camera violations. Money grab without havingto pay cops to sit on site.

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312player

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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 6:53 am

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Chus wrote:

Cannabis being illegal.

plus1

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 7:44 am

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That we don't use the metric system.

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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 7:47 am

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312player

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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 8:23 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

That we don't use the metric system.

not really a law..but we should be using the metric system

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Chus

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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 9:13 am

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312player wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

That we don't use the metric system.

not really a law..but we should be using the metric system

Royale with Cheese.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: What's the dumbest law in this country?

Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 9:23 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

That we don't use the metric system.

at my work (manufacturing) the majority of the blueprints are in metric. i'd say 75/25
my idiot boss insists on converting to english for all the forms and shit
drives me insane. there's no reason to do it.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: What's the dumbest law in this country?

Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 9:29 am

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Bagels wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

That we don't use the metric system.

Le Big Mac.

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Terry's Peeps

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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 9:33 am

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Accepting the metric system is one step away from accepting communism.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: What's the dumbest law in this country?

Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 9:36 am

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Using the Electoral College to determine Presidential elections rather than direct election.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: What's the dumbest law in this country?

Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 10:04 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Using the Electoral College to determine Presidential elections rather than direct election.

and to think all these years i've been rocking the vote its for nothing ?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: What's the dumbest law in this country?

Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 10:05 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Bagels wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

That we don't use the metric system.

Le Big Mac.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: What's the dumbest law in this country?

Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 10:07 am

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That "Vote or Die" campaign really was just a call to murder.

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FavreFan

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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 10:09 am

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Appropriate age to go fight in a war - 18
Appropriate age to drink a beer - 21

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: What's the dumbest law in this country?

Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 10:11 am

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FavreFan wrote:

Appropriate age to go fight in a war - 18
Appropriate age to drink a beer - 21

that one is easy. dying in a war is much more noble than dying in a alcohol related accident

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Chus

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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 10:29 am

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Bagels wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Appropriate age to go fight in a war - 18
Appropriate age to drink a beer - 21

that one is easy. dying in a war is much more noble than dying in a alcohol related accident

What if cannabis and caffeine are involved?

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