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 Post subject: Ask Darkside
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Not just heating/cooling questions. The man is an expert at many things. So ask away.

I'll go first.

Mr. Side, the AC unit that covers the second and third floors sometimes starts blowing hot air. I had it checked for low freon and that's not the issue. Is this merely a result of extremely hot weather? Or is there maybe something else wrong?

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Sir Side-a-lot,

The A/C in our house is way too cold.

Should I turn the thermostat up or down?

I'll hang up and.....never mind.


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Darkside, where would you rank Jerry Krause in the list of greatest MLB scouts?

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Not just heating/cooling questions. The man is an expert at many things. So ask away.

I'll go first.

Mr. Side, the AC unit that covers the second and third floors sometimes starts blowing hot air. I had it checked for low freon and that's not the issue. Is this merely a result of extremely hot weather? Or is there maybe something else wrong?

Thanks in advance.

You have a seperate unit for the upper floors?
If you're blowing hot air, either the compressor isn't coming on for a couple reasons, or your airflow is poor, or you are JORR.

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Darkside, where would you rank Jerry Krause in the list of greatest MLB scouts?

I'd rank him above IMU.

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Darkside wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
Not just heating/cooling questions. The man is an expert at many things. So ask away.

I'll go first.

Mr. Side, the AC unit that covers the second and third floors sometimes starts blowing hot air. I had it checked for low freon and that's not the issue. Is this merely a result of extremely hot weather? Or is there maybe something else wrong?

Thanks in advance.

You have a seperate unit for the upper floors?
If you're blowing hot air, either the compressor isn't coming on for a couple reasons, or your airflow is poor, or you are JORR.


Thank you.

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Not just heating/cooling questions. The man is an expert at many things. So ask away.

I'll go first.

Mr. Side, the AC unit that covers the second and third floors sometimes starts blowing hot air. I had it checked for low freon and that's not the issue. Is this merely a result of extremely hot weather? Or is there maybe something else wrong?

Thanks in advance.

Dear Darkside:

Third Floor? Exactly what type of house of ill-repute/waystation for illegals is Mr. Peeps running over there near Chinatown? Is he properly licensed?

Thanks, and I'll hang up for my answer.

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"Fatha......I must have the air conditioning functioning properly on the third floor. I will not mingle with the 1st and 2nd floor commoners"


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Darkie,

I am starting to believe that SHARK is an act. He is too naive to be real. Is this guy a highly refined mult that is playing the part of a special needs boy just hoping to be exploited by the ticklemonster? It's a story that must be told.

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Darko, why is The Division Bell so underrated by fans?

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Darkside,

Is my Big Ben jersey still in one piece?

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Darkie,

I am starting to believe that SHARK is an act. He is too naive to be real. Is this guy a highly refined mult that is playing the part of a special needs boy just hoping to be exploited by the ticklemonster? It's a story that must be told.

He's no act. He believes the shit he writes.

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Darko, why is The Division Bell so underrated by fans?

I think it's because it didn't have Waters and it won a grammy and I think some people thought it shouldn't win a grammy without Waters. Also, most people don't know shit about music.

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Would you call the cops if I sent you a large bag of Almond Joy?

Thanks,

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Yes. However, were it Reese Cup Minis, I'd have to send you a thank you note.

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Darkside,

Is my Big Ben jersey still in one piece?

Lipid

Yes, but I've been using it as a jizz rag.

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What is the meaning of life?

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Darkside,

Is my Big Ben jersey still in one piece?

Lipid

Yes, but I've been using it as a jizz rag.

Don't wash it before Lakemoorfest plz.


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If you could add 3 "retired" posters and subtract 3 current posters in order to make the board a better place, who would you choose?

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Darko, who's the best band touring right now? Disregarding their past work and focusing on 2012.

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What is the meaning of life?

Eat, Drink, and be Merry. And whatever you have to do to achieve those ends.

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If you could add 3 "retired" posters and subtract 3 current posters in order to make the board a better place, who would you choose?

Add Kim Jong Il, Bookie Priest, Dethklok, retire IMU, IMU and IMU. Thrice the bannings is twice as nice.

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Darkside
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Darkside wrote:
spanky wrote:
If you could add 3 "retired" posters and subtract 3 current posters in order to make the board a better place, who would you choose?

Add Kim Jong Il, Bookie Priest, Dethklok, retire IMU, IMU and IMU. Thrice the bannings is twice as nice.

You just inadvertently gave panther a hard on. Good job.

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Darko, who's the best band touring right now? Disregarding their past work and focusing on 2012.

I haven't been to a show in 2012, but I hear DMB is coming out with something new this summer. That being said, I always was a fan of Phish's live work and they're easily one of my favorite live acts right now.

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spanky wrote:
If you could add 3 "retired" posters and subtract 3 current posters in order to make the board a better place, who would you choose?

Add Kim Jong Il, Bookie Priest, Dethklok, retire IMU, IMU and IMU. Thrice the bannings is twice as nice.

You just inadvertently gave panther a hard on. Good job.

Darkside: Giving Panther a boner since 2006...

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What would it take for Romney to actually win?

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What would it take for Romney to actually win?

270 electoral votes.

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If one were to sit down and write-out the series of whole numbers starting with "one", what would be the first number to contain the letter "a"?

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spanky wrote:
If you could add 3 "retired" posters and subtract 3 current posters in order to make the board a better place, who would you choose?

This would have made a great thread.


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If one were to sit down and write-out the series of whole numbers starting with "one", what would be the first number to contain the letter "a"?


one thousand

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