I have a Shawn Kemp NBA Jam folder I would happily provide to the winner if this actually happens.

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So Bernstein spends 6 months trying to be nationally relevant by being against child rape and yet his big break comes from saying Usain Bolt is on drugs?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

yep.

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But that applies to every sport. Bernstein might try to dismiss the NFL as a haven for doped-up freaks, but that certainly isn't the way the league tries to market itself. The incentives for burying PED usage rather than being transparent about it apply pretty much across the board.

Ha!

Imagine if he got picked up here, there, and everywhere for a hockey column.

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FYI, I noticed that you didn't understand what "Bands to make her dance" meant.

Just means A lot of money (tied up in rubber bands) will make a chick strip dance.


I hope that helps.

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There doesn't have to be any outrage about it. The only compulsion at work here is Dan's self-appointed mission of loudly and hysterically informing some fictional world of credulous dolts about issues they already know about, don't care about, or both.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Wait a minute. Are you telling me that the NBA doesn't actually care when they say that the NBA Cares?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That article is bad, and dumb, and bad.

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BernSTINE loves to scream about the barn doors being wide open and the animals getting out well after they have been locked shut and the horses corralled.

Whats next, BernSTINE instructing us, the sports fan, to feel a certain way about a certain athlete because he was caught juicing?

Real cutting edge stuff, BernSTINE.

Team Bernstein debunking miracles, weekdays from 1- 6 PM.

If Bolt's juicing gets him to stop talking about Penn State in excruciating detail, I'm all for it.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Great job pointing out the shock jock stupidness of Dan's column, without coming off as a total Bolt apologist. Like he said, there's plenty of reason to speculate or question Bolt, but Dan's column is over the top, sanctimonious garbage.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I have to stand up for my man, li'l danny on this one. I can't believe that so many people are shocked at the mere suggestion. Why the fuck does anyone think Bolt trains with Heredia (Hernandez)? The naivete of some people is truly astounding. I thought it was funny when people who actually thought Sosa and McGwire were on the up and up acted like kids who discovered there is no Santa Claus.

And I'm not judgmental. Everybody is doing their thing in that sport. So Bolt did it better. One thing dan and Terry did get wrong was questioning whether Bolt as the best. He's obviously the best. His accomplishments say so. That's unquestionable. What you can question is how he got to be the best. Everyone in the sport knows that everyone else is doing something. Because they're doing something themselves. But like I said in my first post in this thread, it is going to piss people off when a guy is as arrogant as Bolt. It's a vulgar display of power and his fellow athletes and the reporters that cover them aren't likely to stand for it.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Isn't it odd that the man who is so interested in PSU chooses to comment on track and field rather than the obviously suggestive realities behind "women's" gymnastics?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I assume you're referring to the fact that those squatches really need to hottie up their Twitter pics.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.