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Sounds like Stoney is going to die in the offseason.
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He'll be a consultant with the Dodgers or something.

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Sounds like Stoney is going to die in the offseason.

I wouldn't say that. Might BOTH the White Sox & Cubs have new TV analysts next season?
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I think I'm going to sue Fox News for trauma. It wasn't nearly as bad as their usual lineup, but watching someone pop himself in the head was quite the thing.

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I think I'm going to sue Fox News for trauma. It wasn't nearly as bad as their usual lineup, but watching someone pop himself in the head was quite the thing.


So far the internet fails me .... I've seen one 'still' photograph of the fella standing in the field, but as of yet I cannot find the video. I did see it mentioned that he might have been driving a Cayenne, which would be the exception to the 'don't jack an SUV' rule.

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Harrelson's not getting any younger. Needless to say, this stretch of White Sox baseball is enough to make anyone sick.

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Harrelson's not getting any younger. Needless to say, this stretch of White Sox baseball is enough to make anyone sick.

STRETCH!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

By the way, Matt Vasgersian, Tim McCarver & the bow-tie wearing Ken Rosenthal call Rays/White Sox tomorrow on "MLB on FOX". The same Vasgersian who kept calling Brent Morel "Brent Moral" during an "MLB on FOX" game he called in Detroit last season. :lol: Very Dick Stockton-esque.
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This management of expectations shit is so galling. Last week the Sox were the best team in the division and expected to finish ahead of a Detroit team that couldn't win when it counted. Now Detroit was supposed to be the best anyway and you can't get down on these guys for trying as hard as they did. If I were a fan I would get mad.


Correct - expectations are adjusted as the years moves along. With about 12 or 13 games left, the White Sox had a 3 game lead in the division. Now, with 6 left, they trail by 2 games. Why should fans reset their expectations back to their spring training expectations? Fans should be mad that the White Sox were unable to finish the season successfully. It also doesn't have to be considered a historic, epic collapse for fans to be pissed either.
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And now the internet wins .... hardly "disturbing" video .... the only disturbing thing about it is how the guy flails his arms like a re-re as he's running.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZttwwbM-AU

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This management of expectations shit is so galling. Last week the Sox were the best team in the division and expected to finish ahead of a Detroit team that couldn't win when it counted. Now Detroit was supposed to be the best anyway and you can't get down on these guys for trying as hard as they did. If I were a fan I would get mad.


Correct - expectations are adjusted as the years moves along. With about 12 or 13 games left, the White Sox had a 3 game lead in the division. Now, with 6 left, they trail by 2 games. Why should fans reset their expectations back to their spring training expectations? Fans should be mad that the White Sox were unable to finish the season successfully. It also doesn't have to be considered a historic, epic collapse for fans to be pissed either.

Fans should be very disappointed that the White Sox are finishing this season with a thud. The Sox NEVER led the AL Central by more than 3 games at any one point. The clock has struck midnight and this White Sox story isn't going to end well at all.
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I think I'm going to sue Fox News for trauma. It wasn't nearly as bad as their usual lineup, but watching someone pop himself in the head was quite the thing.


So far the internet fails me .... I've seen one 'still' photograph of the fella standing in the field, but as of yet I cannot find the video. I did see it mentioned that he might have been driving a Cayenne, which would be the exception to the 'don't jack an SUV' rule.


The guy ran out of the car. He was on something, because he was running like the guy whose Grandma gave him the chain in Friday.

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And now the internet wins .... hardly "disturbing" video .... the only disturbing thing about it is how the guy flails his arms like a re-re as he's running.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZttwwbM-AU


yeah, really not all that disturbing at all.

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And now the internet wins .... hardly "disturbing" video .... the only disturbing thing about it is how the guy flails his arms like a re-re as he's running.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZttwwbM-AU

i did enjoy the get off get off get off get off GET OFF IT. GET OFF IT .
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
And now the internet wins .... hardly "disturbing" video .... the only disturbing thing about it is how the guy flails his arms like a re-re as he's running.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZttwwbM-AU


yeah, really not all that disturbing at all.


Expected some explosion, blood, something. The guys head in movies always goes like a grape.

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I give it a 0.3 Dwyer.

Can we officially add Arizona to the pantheon of "Weird Shit Never Not Happening" with Florida and Wisconsin?

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They have to have an edict not to make fun of those spots, right?
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I give it a 0.3 Dwyer.

Can we officially add Arizona to the pantheon of "Weird Shit Never Not Happening" with Florida and Ohio?


Fixed.

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You cant wear a leather skirt to a Manhattan Law Firm!!

Dont tell her that!!

Made in Jersey, Wednesday nights this fall on CBS!

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You cant wear a leather skirt to a Manhattan Law Firm!!

Dont tell her that!!

Made in Jersey, Wednesday nights this fall on CBS!

Two words...Not interested.
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I give it a 0.3 Dwyer.

Can we officially add Arizona to the pantheon of "Weird Shit Never Not Happening" with Florida and Wisconsin?


Who wears an 01 fake Raiders jersey anyway?

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You cant wear a leather skirt to a Manhattan Law Firm!!

Dont tell her that!!

Made in Jersey, Wednesday nights this fall on CBS!

Two words...Not interested.

Two words....scapel biscuit

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She looks cute enough in that picture. I'd give her a whirl in the smush room.

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If you think you can a better lawyer than Martina Goretti, fahhgedaboutit!

Brutal! She's a fish out of water sassy Jersey attorney trying to make her way in a high powered Manhattan firm. Seriously? What dusty shelf did CBS find this piece of shit script?


And could her voice be any more stereotypically annoying. I wouldn't listen to that shit for 30 seconds. I have to get up and turn the radio down when that fucking ad comes on. Which seems to be every 2 minutes. She makes Adriana from The Sopranos sound like Eliza Doolittle.

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She looks cute enough in that picture. I'd give her a whirl in the smush room.

Shes got a Fran Drescher vibe....meh.

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I give it a 0.3 Dwyer.

Can we officially add Arizona to the pantheon of "Weird Shit Never Not Happening" with Florida and Ohio?


Fixed.

Unfix it. I have a whole compendium of Wisconsin weirdness.

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She looks cute enough in that picture. I'd give her a whirl in the smush room.

Shes got a Fran Drescher vibe....meh.


I could live with an annoying voice for 72 seconds.

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I give it a 0.3 Dwyer.

Can we officially add Arizona to the pantheon of "Weird Shit Never Not Happening" with Florida and Ohio?


Fixed.

Unfix it. I have a whole compendium of Wisconsin weirdness.


I can provide countless Ohio examples if I must.

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New Jersey/Long Island brunettes are where it's at. Feel no shame, Hank Scorpio.

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