Goff getting a little TOO excited about slappin' the wife's ass....and he's not even married.

Dan was like "I'm sure they're talking about it in...Winnipeg? I'm sure there's a team there."

The successful return of the Winnipeg Jets was only like one of the biggest NHL stories of the year. Everyone should have been at least somewhat aware of this.

"All these people"

yyyep

"No one's talking about the NHL lockout."

Yes they are. Dumbass. The fans are. They're talking about it here and in other major NHL towns. Your station isn't. We can't control that. This may come as a surprise, but when you exit the Prudential Plaza echo chamber, sports topics DO exist beyond "why u no go to Sox games" and "what face did Jay Cutler make," you know. You spend a whole segment sucking Doug Gottlieb's dick for unearthing the REVELATION that ESPN creates the news as well as reports it, but your own station is stuck in the same ouroboros in which you won't talk about hockey because it's not important, but it isn't important because you won't talk about it. Come on. You can do better than this.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Dan should put on his meatball voice every time he complains about "Go Cubs Go."

"Alls dese fens dere alls dey do is sing dat song dere cuz dey tink it makes em good!" Enlightened analysis, Tony Stryzelziak from Back-a-da-yaeeerrrds.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

i dont care if it's being used one way or another to make a point, but go cubs go is enough reason to loathe the whole goddamn "cubbie thing" for the whole of eternity.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

"My favorite day of the baseball season was when the Sox' season ended so the Score would stop talking about them every. single. day."

JORR must be getting a kick out of this hour. Bernsie talking about enlightened baseball fans and talking about different things being measurable but not being able to speak about it except in the vaguest of terms.

Compelling stuff.

Edit: Once you have WAR, there's no need to know any other stats. That's cool...

"All these people"

yyyep

"No one's talking about the NHL lockout."

Yes they are. Dumbass. The fans are. They're talking about it here and in other major NHL towns. Your station isn't. We can't control that. This may come as a surprise, but when you exit the Prudential Plaza echo chamber, sports topics DO exist beyond "why u no go to Sox games" and "what face did Jay Cutler make," you know. You spend a whole segment sucking Doug Gottlieb's dick for unearthing the REVELATION that ESPN creates the news as well as reports it, but your own station is stuck in the same ouroboros in which you won't talk about hockey because it's not important, but it isn't important because you won't talk about it. Come on. You can do better than this.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Well where's the lady?

and the manatee

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.