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If I can't say the GD words can I still say "Christ on a stick" or "Christ on a pony"?

And seriously... why do we assume that Jesus has no sense of humor? I mean, the whole point of him being a dude is that he was a dude right? Did Jesus never fart in an apostles face or have Paul pull his finger? Is there nothing in the bible of this guy being human?

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I actually got kind of embarrassed explaining a few of them to the kids in class yesterday because how do you explain certain things to kids when their parents aren't around to put it into terms they approve.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:12 pm 
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Not good.

So you can kind of pick and choose which ones offend you?


Actually, the other ones aren't bad either, but I've worked many a Sunday in my day.

I did cheat on a girlfriend once.

Ok. So some commandments are offensive and others are ok if you feel like breaking them.
Gots it.

I don't think that's what he's saying.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:12 pm 
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It's just hard to hear and read. Ok Darko? GDammit, Jesus this and that, Christ on a stick, etc.....

I know you're darn well capable of coming up with witty alternatives, IF you cared about not offending others here.

I don't think I noticed that in your posts years ago. Lately it's rampant. If you can't help yourself, it's cool....because I also know darn well there is a lot of evidence to support the non believing crowd as well, and based on that, I probably sound like a loony. Or a retard.

If we cared about not offending ANYONE here... there'd be a total of about 100 posts on this board and it would read like SHARKS section on Larz's site. I honestly find myself shocked that we're having this conversation. I've never felt like you were someone who was concerned about the offenses heaped on others yourself. This seems new.

I'll trade you goddamn for retard. deal?

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I don't think that's what he's saying.

No one asked you Squiggy.

I guess I'm just having some trouble accepting the morality cilice from him.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:15 pm 
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Darkside wrote:
If I can't say the GD words can I still say "Christ on a stick" or "Christ on a pony"?

And seriously... why do we assume that Jesus has no sense of humor? I mean, the whole point of him being a dude is that he was a dude right? Did Jesus never fart in an apostles face or have Paul pull his finger? Is there nothing in the bible of this guy being human?


The church turned him into more than "a dude", but you are right. He was simply trying to tell people a better way to live their lives.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:16 pm 
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I don't think that's what he's saying.

No one asked you Squiggy.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:16 pm 
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If I can't say the GD words can I still say "Christ on a stick" or "Christ on a pony"?

And seriously... why do we assume that Jesus has no sense of humor? I mean, the whole point of him being a dude is that he was a dude right? Did Jesus never fart in an apostles face or have Paul pull his finger? Is there nothing in the bible of this guy being human?


The church turned him into more than "a dude", but you are right. He was simply trying to tell people a better way to live their lives.

He could have just suggested smoking some weed.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:17 pm 
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Don Tiny wrote:
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KS, you should know better than anyone that this is an issue of culture and evolution towards a more politically correct society devoid of the concepts of religion. In some ways, the Church can certainly be faulted for how they shoved religion and not blaspheming down our throats; however, I can agree that treating the concept of God sacred will help us live better, and as a side effect, help us treat people differently so that we do not have to offer offensive words like retard to describe a person.


Also nicely done.


What the hell's goin' on around here all the sudden?

This board just had a Frank the Tank morphing into Debate mode and shitting on James Carville moment.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:18 pm 
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
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If I can't say the GD words can I still say "Christ on a stick" or "Christ on a pony"?

And seriously... why do we assume that Jesus has no sense of humor? I mean, the whole point of him being a dude is that he was a dude right? Did Jesus never fart in an apostles face or have Paul pull his finger? Is there nothing in the bible of this guy being human?


The church turned him into more than "a dude", but you are right. He was simply trying to tell people a better way to live their lives.

Ok, so here's my point. He was just a guy. (I'll forgoe the word dude). But he was a guy. Like you. Now, we can fuck with your name. Crystal Lake puffy. Crystal Meth Huffy. Or we can call me Dickslide, or Dorkride, or whatever. No one really gets upset with Keister Sore, or redassmommy or any other ways we screw with each others names.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:19 pm 
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I guess I can go along with the politically correct crowd about the "R" word.

Why do you minimize others offense and magnify yours?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:22 pm 
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It's just hard to hear and read. Ok Darko? GDammit, Jesus this and that, Christ on a stick, etc.....

I know you're darn well capable of coming up with witty alternatives, IF you cared about not offending others here.

I don't think I noticed that in your posts years ago. Lately it's rampant. If you can't help yourself, it's cool....because I also know darn well there is a lot of evidence to support the non believing crowd as well, and based on that, I probably sound like a loony. Or a retard.

If we cared about not offending ANYONE here... there'd be a total of about 100 posts on this board and it would read like SHARKS section on Larz's site. I honestly find myself shocked that we're having this conversation. I've never felt like you were someone who was concerned about the offenses heaped on others yourself. This seems new.

I'll trade you goddamn for retard. deal?


No deal. I like both. A lot.

I think that KS was trying to present a theoretical ideal (which we'll all be far, far away from) rather than preaching from on-high.

Or he was being a cock; I'm not always a terrific judge. Okay, that's a lie .... I'm fucking awesome at judging people in a matter of seconds.

I think the larger point is that KS has really been taking a pounding on the board this last week, and he's a real good sport about it; I'd make a shoutout about it, but most of my topic-starters don't fare too well in the 'viewed', let alone 'replies', department.

Also, speaking of larger points, I was trying to figure out if I was either:

fatter than I am ugly
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uglier than I am fat

I think it's the former, but unfortunately I finished taking that dump before I reached a decision, and much like Walter doesn't roll on Shabbos, I don't debate while I'm wiping.

Thank you, and now proceed with your normally scheduled thread.

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Oh, Tiny...

I won't give up on you.

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I'm simply saying that the Church is the one that made God dammit out to be offensive, much like society is making retard out to be offensive. I personally care less about either, but I choose to use neither knowing that it is offensive to some. I care less what you would do to my name as it is just a name. It takes nothing away from the concept of who I am, just like saying God dammit takes nothing away from my concept of God and retard takes nothing away from my concept of people with retardation.

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I'm simply saying that the Church is the one that made God dammit out to be offensive, much like society is making retard out to be offensive. I personally care less about either, but I choose to use neither knowing that it is offensive to some. I care less what you would do to my name as it is just a name. It takes nothing away from the concept of who I am, just like saying God dammit takes nothing away from my concept of God and retard takes nothing away from my concept of people with retardation.

Nicely done.

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Tiny for the record, I don't care if you're fat or if you're ugly cause you're a super sexy motherfucker to me.

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DT, fatter is an actual physical attribute while uglier is a perception, so much of your hypothesis will need to depend on how many people have the perception of your ugliness and then you can weigh that against your fatness and get a pretty solid ratio for your decision.

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DT, fatter is an actual physical attribute while uglier is a perception, so much of your hypothesis will need to depend on how many people have the perception of your ugliness and then you can weigh that against your fatness and get a pretty solid ratio for your decision.

For the record, I don't call it fat. It's starvation insurance. And I've got a sweet policy.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
I'm simply saying that the Church is the one that made God dammit out to be offensive, much like society is making retard out to be offensive. I personally care less about either, but I choose to use neither knowing that it is offensive to some. I care less what you would do to my name as it is just a name. It takes nothing away from the concept of who I am, just like saying God dammit takes nothing away from my concept of God and retard takes nothing away from my concept of people with retardation.

Even if Larry Bingo's gonna win it that's some POTY material. Well said man.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
I'm simply saying that the Church is the one that made God dammit out to be offensive,...


No, I'm pretty sure it's in black-and-white that God Himself said "don't do that; it offends Me".

Much like Lance Louis' ACL, I'm afraid your string of good posts has been snapped.

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Darkside wrote:
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DT, fatter is an actual physical attribute while uglier is a perception, so much of your hypothesis will need to depend on how many people have the perception of your ugliness and then you can weigh that against your fatness and get a pretty solid ratio for your decision.

For the record, I don't call it fat. It's starvation insurance. And I've got a sweet policy.


Yeah, see, here is the problem though. If the Road Warrior wasteland does become reality in the near future, you may be one of the first to be eaten by the cannibals.

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Boobs.

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Boobs.

Boobs, Ozzy?

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It's just something that bothers me Tiny. Not trying to be a cock about it.

I'm sure it bothers a lot of others too.

I just think it was something that needed saying, in case others didn't realize how offensive it can be.

I was just hoping it could be curtailed just a touch whether you're a believer or not.

I understand that's probably an unreasonable request.



I didn't properly clarify that I in no way actually thought you were being a cock.

I'll go ahead and say it should bother me more, for my own good.

Perhaps not an unreasonable request, just a likely untenable one given the mindset of those that would rail against you. You can't fix stupid; God knows I've tried.

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Is "Breesus" offensive? Does saying "God-Awful" bother?

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This thread is getting awfully introspective, even mushy .... time for a group hug!!!
















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