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So I spend a few mins thinking up a good question for Walt to come back and find it is now Speeps? Fuck the what?

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Up until you recently clarified, I always thought your avatar was House. Am I an idiot?


No. Just deeply confused.

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So I spend a few mins thinking up a good question for Walt to come back and find it is now Speeps? Fuck the what?


Keeping Score forgot Walt goes to sleep at 8.

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What is your favorite Metallica album?


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For those Keeping Score at home, no.

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Speeps Anything!
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I will ask you five questions.

1) Do you think that it makes a difference as far as keeping/cutting Lovie Smith if the Bears don't make the playoffs versus making the playoffs and losing the first game? I'm not sure why there is this magic cutoff that making the playoffs means he keeps his job, even if he loses 34-13.

2) When opening a personally addressed envelope, do you check both the return address and the postmark before opening? Do you pay any attention to the stamp used?

3) It seems clear that there are financial problems that are hanging around the NHL. Sports in general haven't been able to continue on the 1990s pace of expansion. Do you think contraction would be a possible pathway to resolve some of these issues? If so, how do you think the players association would get to a point that they could agree eliminating some of their jobs would be beneficial to the players association as a whole? If not, how do you think they will be able to maintain relevancy in the 9 markets that could not even reach 90% attendance figures?

4) After eliminating the most common foreign cuisines (chinese, mexican, etc.), what ethnicity's culinary profile do you feel each person ought to experience in their lifetime?

5) With MLB moving the Astros to the AL, it appears we will have interleague play throughout the year. Do you feel this is a positive, negative, or neutral move for the league?

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This is a cool thread. KS, can you do me tomorrow?

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I will ask you five questions.

1) Do you think that it makes a difference as far as keeping/cutting Lovie Smith if the Bears don't make the playoffs versus making the playoffs and losing the first game? I'm not sure why there is this magic cutoff that making the playoffs means he keeps his job, even if he loses 34-13.

2) When opening a personally addressed envelope, do you check both the return address and the postmark before opening? Do you pay any attention to the stamp used?

3) It seems clear that there are financial problems that are hanging around the NHL. Sports in general haven't been able to continue on the 1990s pace of expansion. Do you think contraction would be a possible pathway to resolve some of these issues? If so, how do you think the players association would get to a point that they could agree eliminating some of their jobs would be beneficial to the players association as a whole? If not, how do you think they will be able to maintain relevancy in the 9 markets that could not even reach 90% attendance figures?

4) After eliminating the most common foreign cuisines (chinese, mexican, etc.), what ethnicity's culinary profile do you feel each person ought to experience in their lifetime?

5) With MLB moving the Astros to the AL, it appears we will have interleague play throughout the year. Do you feel this is a positive, negative, or neutral move for the league?


1) No. I'm good with letting him coach his final year. If he doesn't want to, let him walk.

2) Just the return address. No.

3) Yes. They'd have to have expanded rosters in the remaining teams to try and offset some of the losses they'd face.

4) Ethiopian. The communal dining is a treat.

5) It's neutral at this point.

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a. Darko
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c. You
d. Drop In
e. bigfan
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g. RFDC
h. Apologist
i. Free Ajent
j. SeaChicagoan


I'm not sure. I originally thought HOVA, but he's right that it's doubtful bigfan would allow it to exist.

I don't think it's anyone on that list.

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This is a cool thread. KS, can you do me tomorrow?


Of course.

Oh wait....

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Do you know anything about cars?

I'm in the market for a gently used sedan of some sort.

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Why don't you go to bed now?


Speeps Jr. is asleep and Mrs. Speeps is still at work.

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Do you know anything about cars?

I'm in the market for a gently used sedan of some sort.


I know next to nothing about cars.

I'm afraid you'll have to wait for the ask IMU thread for car advice.

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
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Do you know anything about cars?

I'm in the market for a gently used sedan of some sort.


I know next to nothing about cars.

I'm afraid you'll have to wait for the ask IMU thread for car advice.


I don't like hatchbacks and I am offering up responding to his posts for Advent.

Did KS offer you anything to do this thread?

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That stamp question was interesting. Does anybody ever check out the stamp? I know I never have.

I typically don't look at the stamp, but I do look at the postmark. Is it close to the location of the return address? If not, can I figure out why they would have mailed it from where they did (typically a "mail from work" scenario.) Also, the postmark will occasionally have some witty/interesting comment in it. I feel that I could write a good Hardy Boys leaflet based on this material.

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Do you know anything about cars?

I'm in the market for a gently used sedan of some sort.


I know next to nothing about cars.

I'm afraid you'll have to wait for the ask IMU thread for car advice.


I don't like hatchbacks and I am offering up responding to his posts for Advent.

Did KS offer you anything to do this thread?


Nope. It was originally for Walt Williams Neck but nobody responded, so be switched it to me.

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This is a cool thread. KS, can you do me tomorrow?


homo or no?

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Who will end up with the better career between Erik Watts and Garrett Bischoff?

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Why is that catfish can't have kittens?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

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Who will end up with the better career between Erik Watts and Garrett Bischoff?


Hmm....

Tekno Team 2000 or Aces and Eights.....

I'll say Greg Gagne.

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I would ask Peeps a question but I already know everything about him.

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Why is that catfish can't have kittens?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?


Because Allah said so.

Because people wouldn't buy something with no expiration date. It's just for show.

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How can a person not believe in God yet be convinced that the Cubs will eventually win a World Series?

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Five more questions:

1) If you could be the GM of any professional team, which one would you choose, and what would be your very first action?

2) The Baseball Hall Of Fame voters have a dilemma on their hands. On the one hand, they don't want to put known steroid abusers into the hall of fame, but on the other hand, if they never elect them, we could have a period of baseball which is woefully underrepresented. What is your position on steroid abusers in general, and more specifically, what would you do with a case like Bonds who shattered numerous records and would have likely made the HOF without steroids?

3) What specific rule/ruling would you like to see the NFL adapt from the NCAA? How about the NCAA from the NFL? One foot vs two feet, down by contact vs down by being down, etc/

4) What are your top three favorite lunchmeats/coldcuts?

5) Tom Watson was just named as captain of the Ryder Cup for the United States. Do you feel this was a good decision? Should they have waited a bit longer to name a captain?

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How can a person not believe in God yet be convinced that the Cubs will eventually win a World Series?


They're dumb.

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newper asks excellent questions

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I would ask Peeps a question but I already know everything about him.


Bitch don't make me fight you.

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