When I saw the headline, I thought life would never be the same. I was focused on the screen, my hand beginning to tremble. Sweat started forming on my forehead. Could this be? No. NO. Do not let this be David Spada! As I went to click on the link, voices in my head were screaming at me to stop. I had to take a moment to think if I had the suitcase I prepared if David Spada was ever accused of wrongdoing. I opened the safe where the suitcase was stored. It was still there, and I remembered where my favorite polo went. At this time, I was ready. Immediate family was called. Doctor on notice. I clicked the link, but immediately looked away. I wasn't as ready as I thought I would be. I forced myself, prying my eyes open with my shaking hands. But what was this..............GREAT COPPECK'S GHOST!!!!!! It's not David Spada!!!!!!!!! Life can continue. Ultimately, it was just the greatest scare of my life, and I have my old polo back. It was at this very moment that I realized I might take myself too seriously. I'll have to look into it, but right now I'm going to the Applebees. I'm wearing the polo.
Actually, nobody cared.
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Telegram Sam wrote:
I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.