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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 11:29 am 
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I have been getting calls by people who just read headlines. If you read the whole story it is not me.

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013 ... k-attorney


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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 11:33 am 
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 11:37 am 
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And a collective sigh of relief sweeps over nowhere.


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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 11:45 am 
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 11:51 am 
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Hopefully next time...

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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:55 pm 
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When I saw the headline, I thought life would never be the same. I was focused on the screen, my hand beginning to tremble. Sweat started forming on my forehead. Could this be? No. NO. Do not let this be David Spada! As I went to click on the link, voices in my head were screaming at me to stop. I had to take a moment to think if I had the suitcase I prepared if David Spada was ever accused of wrongdoing. I opened the safe where the suitcase was stored. It was still there, and I remembered where my favorite polo went. At this time, I was ready. Immediate family was called. Doctor on notice. I clicked the link, but immediately looked away. I wasn't as ready as I thought I would be. I forced myself, prying my eyes open with my shaking hands. But what was this..............GREAT COPPECK'S GHOST!!!!!! It's not David Spada!!!!!!!!! Life can continue. Ultimately, it was just the greatest scare of my life, and I have my old polo back. It was at this very moment that I realized I might take myself too seriously. I'll have to look into it, but right now I'm going to the Applebees. I'm wearing the polo.

Actually, nobody cared.

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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:56 pm 
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How long is a Chinese ruler?

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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 2:05 pm 
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Douchebag wrote:
How long is a Chinese ruler?


It's not as long as a black one. Or as girthy, either.


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