Keeping Score wrote:
You fuckers are monsters.
Go buy a 5 LB bag of peanuts from Menards and become one with nature. Those little bastards will come right up into your hand to get a peanut.
They're cute as a button.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Once they have tasted a delicious, heirloom tomato, they want more. That shit is like crack to a chipmunk.
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Torturing chipmunks is a new low for the CSFMB. Why don't you sick fucks go back to mocking bernstein's wife?
Those little pricks would take a few bites out of EVERY ripe tomato. I tried putting a few of the defiled tomatoes on the ground, so they could eat those, but that wasn't good enough for them. So, they met their maker.
I have to deal with ground squirrels. Organized, intelligent and well prepared. I did catch one with my mower once, it was glorious. I do also do the drowning trick, fuck them. FUCK THEM. FUCK THEM.