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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:49 pm 
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I love the thought of Ike buying the owl to kill the chipmunks but then getting pissed about the owl hooting at night and buying an eagle to hunt the owl and then having to spray DDT to kill the eagle.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:30 pm 
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owls dont make annoying chirps. i can deal with whoooo

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 10:44 am 
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IkeSouth wrote:
owls dont make annoying chirps. i can deal with whoooo

Then go get Ric Flair.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 10:48 am 
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owls dont make annoying chirps. i can deal with whoooo

Then go get Ric Flair.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 10:51 am 
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And you know, with his money problems, you could get him.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 10:55 am 
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How awesome would it be to see Flair running around your backyard with a shovel killing chipmunks.

WOOOOOO! <crash> WOOOOOOO! <bang> What you chipmunks need to realize is that if you want to be the man you have to beat the man <clunk>

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:07 am 
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Flair would make sure the chipmunks looked good first. He'd see one kind of wiggle its nose around and then boom, Flair Flop. Gotta hand it to him, he's a consummate pro.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I love the thought of Ike buying the owl to kill the chipmunks but then getting pissed about the owl hooting at night and buying an eagle to hunt the owl and then having to spray DDT to kill the eagle.


That scene is often depicted in an American Traditional tattoo and is referred to as the "Battle Royale".

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:06 pm 
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You fuckers are monsters.

Go buy a 5 LB bag of peanuts from Menards and become one with nature. Those little bastards will come right up into your hand to get a peanut.

They're cute as a button.

What the hell is wrong with you?


Once they have tasted a delicious, heirloom tomato, they want more. That shit is like crack to a chipmunk.



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Torturing chipmunks is a new low for the CSFMB. Why don't you sick fucks go back to mocking bernstein's wife?


Those little pricks would take a few bites out of EVERY ripe tomato. I tried putting a few of the defiled tomatoes on the ground, so they could eat those, but that wasn't good enough for them. So, they met their maker.


I have to deal with ground squirrels. Organized, intelligent and well prepared. I did catch one with my mower once, it was glorious. I do also do the drowning trick, fuck them. FUCK THEM. FUCK THEM.


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