There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character.

There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character.

..and urinary infections

Castrate yourself.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

I always say "I have to hit the head."

Is that ok?

Another urinary classic.

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

I heard from someone here that said phrase is uttered quite commonly at the Joliet Forest Preserve.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

I always say "I have to hit the head."
Is that ok?

I say that or "Hit the john".

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Who knew that the elevators in Atlanta’s MARTA rail stations had become a haven for those in need of a semi-private place to relieve their aching bladders? Obviously the people who have complained enough about the problem to convince the Rapid Transit Authority to deploy a urine-detection system.

WSB-TV reports that the program — supposedly the first of its kind — is currently being tested in a single elevator in a Midtown Atlanta train station. It apparently uses sensors to detect when someone has decided to go #1 somewhere between floors 2 and 3.

“If somebody was to urinate in here, there’s going to be a splash factor. It would splash and it would sense,” explains MARTA’s director of elevators and escalators, which sounds like a fun job until you go back and re-read what he just described and realize that this is what he has to deal with all day.

The urine detection device (or UDD) somehow detects that micturating is occurring and it sounds an alarm intended to bring the MARTA police and deal with the baddie with the bad bladder.

In the month since the one test UDD was put into place (along with a sign warning people about the UDD’s existence), MARTA says there has only been one incident and that elevator violator was arrested. Before the UDD, MARTA says this particular elevator was being urinated in on a daily basis.

Based on that success, MARTA will begin rolling out UDDs to other elevators in the coming months at a cost of $10,000 a pop.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

For #1: Going to see the Mayor
For #2: Going to see the Governor

In that vein,

got to go "push the vote out"

"I have to go investigate a hanging chad."

Im pretty hammered right now.

Some acceptable shitting euphemisms :

Pinch a loaf
Burn a mule
Bombing Tokyo/Berlin/Iraq (w/e target you want)
Giving birth
Laying an egg
Going to log one

Yep....we're almost there....... .......we're getting close to the answer that adds 4 pages to this thread......

I thought 'see a man about a horse' was code for taking a shit. People must think that I have the longest piss breaks ever...

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I don't like white rappers.

http://consumerist.com/2013/12/19/atlanta-deploys-urine-detectors-to-curb-scourge-of-peed-in-elevators/

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?