That's no match for the hypothetical talents of Jay Cutler, who scored 11 points today but 34 hypothetical points with dozens of hypothetical precision bullets to smothered receivers for long gains.

He's playing, if nothing else, because it sets up the ultimate kick to the nuts of Bears fans. It's not quite Cubs level, but it's the same general idea.

That's no match for the hypothetical talents of Jay Cutler, who scored 11 points today but 34 hypothetical points with dozens of hypothetical precision bullets to smothered receivers for long gains.

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

[meatball mode]Actually, he scored 0 hypothetical points as the field goal was set up by a bad spot by the officials, and the lone TD was in garbage time, down by 30. Against a defense we were told all week was one of the worst in the NFL.[/meatball mode]

Cutler is the Alonzo Spellman of QBs. Body (arm) like a world beater, brain like an egg beater.

If I told you before the season started the Bears would face the Matt Flynn led Packers the last game of the season for a chance to win the division and make the playoffs you would have taken it. The Bears are going to be fine.

I should stop with the hypothetical thing. Haven't used it till tonight. I'm just frustrated, even though as others have pointed out the Bears can still win and be in next week.

That little fact shows how clueless you are about things. You stated Jeffery wouldn't have been drafted if Lovie was the coach when Lovie was the coach when drafted

But nice trying covering.

So much to criticize. Where to start?

I guess at the beginning.

First of fucking all, Podlesh should be cut tonight. To-fucking-night. I'm sick of that buster. Fuck him in his ear. I'm sick of his bullshit shank punts.

Second, cut Hester. I've had it with his shit. He should never have been on the team.


Third, this defense is literally the worst run defense in the history of the NFL. That's not an exaggeration. They truly are the worst ever. They're amazingly pathetic.

Fourth, Cutler can make every throw? Oh sure, he can. He just rarely does. Here's yet another big game, a game where everyone knew we needed a big game from the offense, and once again, here we see another sad performance.

Fifth, we got outcoached badly. We weren't ready for anything on either side of the ball. They totally punked us at all times, in all three phases.

Last: here it comes again. We've managed to set it up again for the Packers to knock us out of the playoffs in embarrassing fashion. They'll probably win the Superbowl.

Fuck this team.

And if we re-sign Cutler to a long-term deal? Hooboy. Fuck this team.


One last thing: how pathetic is it that they stick with McClellan? Wow. You talk about not living up to your failings. That by itself is nearly fire-worthy for Emery.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Awup, yep he was. My bad.

I don't believe they will win the SB this year, there's no chance. My comment you quoted was more to complicate a different poster's line of thinking.

We've gone through this before, but I think you're wrong on at least two points: 1) They did put together a team that could go to the Super Bowl, and we know that because they did indeed go in 2006 and lost; 2) There is hope on offense; we know the D sucks, and so does the D coordinator, but again you have four players in their prime at RB, WR, and TE, and an average to slightly above average O-line. You add a couple more pieces to the O and I'm fine with that.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

i didn't read this post, but i just wanna say that given the quality of the poster i know he made some great points! you're an asset to the board, matt!

Sini- I read your post, in fact I responded to it if you cared to notice.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

If I told you before the season started the Bears would face the Matt Flynn led Packers the last game of the season for a chance to win the division and make the playoffs you would have taken it. The Bears are going to be fine.

I'm not saying Cutler has been good. But there are lots of problems out there to be discussed.

None are as fun as Cutler Bashing though

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Maybe if the first 10 plays they run get more than 26 yards we aren't having this conversation.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Maybe if the first 10 plays they run get more than 26 yards we aren't having this conversation. Maybe if he didnt have yet another characteristically slow start they aren't down 21 0 and its 21 10 to at least give some sort of chance. Usually the talk is of how isn't Jay great in the 4th quarter as if it excuses his mediocre play o many first halves. Well sorry but last night his slow start and bad play (covered receivers couldn't bail him out this time but Lordy he can make all the throws ) were just as much to blame as anything else . He was average at best , below average most of the time when he needed to be great. McCown gets shit for not winning against Minnesota and only scoring 20 , same Vikings who put up 47 fucking points against the Eagles with the great Matt Cassel chucking it. That was all on McCown though so I'm sorry but scoring 11 against these same 31st against the pass Eagles is on Cutler

Are you a Bears fan? Your Bears posts are full of hatred. Maybe you should do something else on Sundays.

Bro, the offense was not good, but honestly you cant put this loss on Cutty

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

Defense was heinous, no question. But zero offense against a shitty defense? Cutler has to take some blame. McCown may have been no better, but McCown is not making $12m this year and expecting $18m+ next season.

Agree 100% with the bold items. How many times did NBC show McCown last night? Only fitting that he fumbled his first snap of the game too....

I'm not saying Cutler is the solution, but Dr Ken is correct with regards to last night. Cutler didn't punt the ball 20 yards, and he didn't fumble on the kickoff. He didn't run for 3 yards on the first play of the game, and he got sacked on 3rd down having zero time to throw. Nobody on the Bears played well last night, but c'mon Cutler haters. Dude was down 14-0 after 3 he was able to run 3 offensive plays. The defense gave up 516 yards to the Eagles. 516 yards and 54 points. But its all Cutler's fault.

Last night was painful to watch on all levels. Its times like these that I question why I care so much about sports. It was brutal.

That said, my TV will be tuned to Fox at 3:25 on Sunday

I hate Forte. Dude NEVER makes something out of nothing. Often makes nothing out of something. Dude is a great "fantasy" player.

I'd be more than happy to say sayonara to both Cutler and Forte.

Prior to that 20 yard punt, Mr. Strong Arm QB failed to make a routine throw because...

wait for it..

His throw was too fucking weak to reach the receiver.