man i wanted to make my own thread called "SHUT THE FUCK UP THIBODEAU" but man i just saw his fat smarmy ass in the postgame after their 5th straight win...
Tom Thibodeau wrote:
we're gonna keep fighting clawing scratching that's what we gotta do
now granted he's a professional coach and whatnot so i get that he's gotta give you platitudes.... but still. WHAT exactly are you fighting/clawing/scratching?!?! WHAT DO YOU GOTTA DO?!!?! triumphantly make the playoffs (right now they're the #5 seed.... fucking shit) and then get trounced in the first round, or even worse, beat some other dumbass team that made the playoffs and then get an even worse pick so you end up with yet another taj-gibson-at-best draft pick?!!?
Taj Gibson 12.1 PT .484 of 10.0 FG .703 of 3.4 FT .000 of 0.1 3P 6.6/2.2 RB 1.03 AS 1.46 BL 0.31 ST 1.86 TO 2.57 PF 27.9 MN 35/3 GS
and think, that's pretty much the grade-A exception to ending up with a ~20/+ pick..... 12 and 6 in 27.9 mins, so going over to basketball-reference.com and looking at his per-36-mins average (which i presume is a solid indicator of what he'd be giving you as a starter) for his career he's basically 13/9 with a pretty-much-meh-for-a-big 48% FG / 66% FT.... oh yeah he gives you 2 blocks a game.
so basically, you're fighting/clawing/scratching so you can end up getting players who have a ceiling of 13/9 as a starter? well then ok maybe you wanna talk about not being a bunch of losers and having a winning environment.... well who on this team is really a young building block? jimmy butler, yeah maybe..... noah? meh. boozer's gone.... hinrich's done.... you got rid of LOLDENG.... dunleavy's a guy.... teague's in the NBDL..... is dj augustin your future? taj? is he suddenly gonna wake up and say "hey boozer's gone so now i can get 10 more minutes a game and get my 12/7 up to 15/8?!?! oh goody!!!!
so yeah basically you've got butler, taj, snell, and uhhhh..... a bunch of journeyman veteran roleplayers who are just replacement level guys, and now you're fighting/clawing/scratching to make the playoffs, miss out on getting a lottery pick in the deepest draft since 2003, and therefore not even allow yourself to have a chance to get a player who could turn this franchise around when what's left of derrick comes back?!?!
goddamn man, this season is so fucking frustrating....not that i had any high hopes with derrick around, but at least with him there there's just that small chance that lebron breaks his leg or something and you have that 1.9% chance for AMAZING to happen (this is the NBA after all) --- but instead you've got these whiny fucking Caller Bobs like d-rose and joakim noah all WHAT THE HELL WE'RE NOT GONNA LOSE OH NO NO NO WE'RE GONNA STICK IT YOU LOSERS AND SHOW YOU THAT WE'VE GOT THE HEART OF A CHAMPION....meanwhile you're going to likely set your franchise back for no less than another 2-3 years, maybe even longer if you consider the kind of player they'd have a small chance of getting, and..... [drum roll]
FOR WHAT?!?!?!?!?!so thibodeau can eventually retire with a better career winning %? so joakim noah, who was a different kind of a pain in the ass back in the last season where their playoff push fell short, can say "YEAH WE'RE NOT LOSERS?!?!" i mean wtf are they trying to do?!!? i know they can't say anything nor can they go out there and like, you know, totally sandbag.... but why don't you bring teague back up and force him to sink or swim? have jimmy butler chuck it up no less than 20-25 times per game and try to max out his ability to score in the league? lessen boozer's minutes and get taj starter's minutes and hope that the 15/8-per-36mins he's doing this year could maybe blossom into that nice round 18/10 area where you'd basically replace boozer's production with a nicer contract?!?!
i mean it's like FOTStein told us, when the bulls got dj augustin it was just "ugh" cuz wtf he he doing on the team? trying to give you the best chance possible to win these games to get into the playoffs to outright ensure that the team gets their super/star back next year and therefore is locked in as a for-sure-no-worse-than-a-6-seed and thus the NBA draft will never help you build a legitimate contender around derrick rose?!!
i'm sorry i'm TL;DR but it's this
FIRE AND PASHIN that's paining my ass....especially to hear cheeky newscasters like YAY THEY'RE WINNING and seeing thibodeau's hideous mug acting all smarmy like "YEAH FUCK YOU WE'RE WINNING" when the sad truth of it all is that this team would rather play journeyman veteran roleplayers at their highest levels to make the playoffs "because we're not losers" whereas tanking hard for 1, maybe 2 years gives you that chance to have the NBA rig you up some really nice picks and then you get a franchise/ish player or two and derrick comes back and works his way back to ~75% of his old self (or maybe flirts with the 38% shooting barrier) and then you add some FA pieces and you've got something.
otherwise if you let this dreck take you a round or two deep in the playoffs..... man, you're seriously setting your team back from CONTENDING FOR CHAMPIONSHIPS no less than 2-3 years, so you gotta ask yourself why the fuck you're out there playing basketball: is it to ultimately win a championship, or is it to ultimately not lose as many games as possible?
cuz right now this bulls team isn't playing to win anything significant....they're playing to not lose as many games as possible cuz fuck you assholes our team is good enough, our team is smart enough, and doggone it thibodeau likes us!
FUCK OFF AND STOP RUINING MY DESIRE TO WATCH THE NBA YOU DUMBASS Caller Bobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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