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If God hates alcohol and you won't get into Heaven because of it does that mean that Hell has an open bar?


I hope that I can never answer that question.

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For instance, we are discovering completely natural orange juice is still pretty bad for you too.


really the only difference between orange juice and coke is that the OJ has vitamin C , so there is at least some benefit...but you're right the calories and sugar are pretty much the same
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Can we agree that Jesus turned water into wine for human consumption?


We can agree to that, but I cannot agree that the miracle somehow means that in our current culture social drinking is an acceptable practice for Christians.

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If God hates alcohol and you won't get into Heaven because of it does that mean that Hell has an open bar?


I think that people who think that Hell is a party are very confused about what the place is exactly or what goes on there.

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Can we agree that Jesus turned water into wine for human consumption?


We can agree to that, but I cannot agree that the miracle somehow means that in our current culture social drinking is an acceptable practice for Christians.



Please define social drinking.

And then let me know why you think that it was acceptable for Jews 2000 years ago, but is currently unacceptable.

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Christ, I'm gonna have to drink to keep reading this thread.

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Mini Ditka wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If God hates alcohol and you won't get into Heaven because of it does that mean that Hell has an open bar?


I think that people who think that Hell is a party are very confused about what the place is exactly or what goes on there.
If alcohol is bad, wouldn't the devil be serving it up?

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If God hates alcohol and you won't get into Heaven because of it does that mean that Hell has an open bar?


I think that people who think that Hell is a party are very confused about what the place is exactly or what goes on there.

What goes on down there?
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rogers park bryan wrote:
MDitka wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If God hates alcohol and you won't get into Heaven because of it does that mean that Hell has an open bar?


I think that people who think that Hell is a party are very confused about what the place is exactly or what goes on there.

What goes on down there?


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rogers park bryan wrote:
MDitka wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If God hates alcohol and you won't get into Heaven because of it does that mean that Hell has an open bar?


I think that people who think that Hell is a party are very confused about what the place is exactly or what goes on there.
What goes on down there?
Its the worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?

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What goes on down there?



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rogers park bryan wrote:
MDitka wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If God hates alcohol and you won't get into Heaven because of it does that mean that Hell has an open bar?


I think that people who think that Hell is a party are very confused about what the place is exactly or what goes on there.

What goes on down there?


It's a place of weeping and gnashing of teeth with eternal torment and flames. Each person's torment is entirely personal meaning it's not like you see your buddies down there and have a good time. It's been described by some as a very dark and cold place place with the absence of all things good. This is a big contrast with what goes on in heaven.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
MDitka wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If God hates alcohol and you won't get into Heaven because of it does that mean that Hell has an open bar?


I think that people who think that Hell is a party are very confused about what the place is exactly or what goes on there.

What goes on down there?


"There is wailing and grinding of teeth"

Now, can I be told why bigfan and Bernstein get to drink, but I'm not allowed to?

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Seacrest wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
MDitka wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If God hates alcohol and you won't get into Heaven because of it does that mean that Hell has an open bar?


I think that people who think that Hell is a party are very confused about what the place is exactly or what goes on there.

What goes on down there?


"There is wailing and grinding of teeth"

Now, can I be told why bigfan and Bernstein get to drink, but I'm not allowed to?


How are you supposed to tell someone who is an alcoholic that it's okay for you to drink, but not him?

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rogers park bryan wrote:
MDitka wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If God hates alcohol and you won't get into Heaven because of it does that mean that Hell has an open bar?


I think that people who think that Hell is a party are very confused about what the place is exactly or what goes on there.

What goes on down there?


"There is wailing and grinding of teeth"

Now, can I be told why bigfan and Bernstein get to drink, but I'm not allowed to?


Mini Ditka wrote:
How are you supposed to tell someone who is an alcoholic that it's okay for you to drink, but not him?


Tell me what the scripture says after Jesus turns water into wine for human consumption.

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Mini Ditka wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
MDitka wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If God hates alcohol and you won't get into Heaven because of it does that mean that Hell has an open bar?


I think that people who think that Hell is a party are very confused about what the place is exactly or what goes on there.

What goes on down there?


It's a place of weeping and gnashing of teeth with eternal torment and flames. Each person's torment is entirely personal meaning it's not like you see your buddies down there and have a good time. It's been described by some as a very dark and cold place place with the absence of all things good. This is a big contrast with what goes on in heaven.


Described by some ?

Can you take a field trip there ?
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Its the worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?


It's gonna be rough.

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Mini Ditka wrote:
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What goes on down there?
It's a place of weeping and gnashing of teeth with eternal torment and flames. Each person's torment is entirely personal meaning it's not like you see your buddies down there and have a good time. It's been described by some as a very dark and cold place with the absence of all things good. This is a big contrast with what goes on in heaven.
:lol: :lol: I have never, ever, heard of or read anybody describing hell as "cold."

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Mini Ditka wrote:
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MDitka wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If God hates alcohol and you won't get into Heaven because of it does that mean that Hell has an open bar?


I think that people who think that Hell is a party are very confused about what the place is exactly or what goes on there.

What goes on down there?


It's a place of weeping and gnashing of teeth with eternal torment and flames. Each person's torment is entirely personal meaning it's not like you see your buddies down there and have a good time. It's been described by some as a very dark and cold place place with the absence of all things good. This is a big contrast with what goes on in heaven.

What are you basing this on and who are these people describing it?
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Mini Ditka wrote:
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What goes on down there?
It's a place of weeping and gnashing of teeth with eternal torment and flames. Each person's torment is entirely personal meaning it's not like you see your buddies down there and have a good time. It's been described by some as a very dark and cold place with the absence of all things good. This is a big contrast with what goes on in heaven.
:lol: :lol: I have never, ever, heard of or read anybody describing hell as "cold."

And what if your toothless when you die? Do you get new teeth in hell?
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Each person's torment is entirely personal meaning it's not like you see your buddies down there and have a good time.
I'm drinking Old Style with my buddies and we're at a Cubs playoff game that they win. That would be hell for me.

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Each person's torment is entirely personal meaning it's not like you see your buddies down there and have a good time.
I'm drinking Old Style with my buddies and we're at a Cubs playoff game that they win. That would be hell for me.
At least weed will be legal in my hell.

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Great.
Non-stop, pointless arguments and a giant bass drum in my hell. And weed, evidently.

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Great.
Non-stop, pointless arguments and a giant bass drum in my hell. And weed, evidently.


and HAIM playing on repeat
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Great.
Non-stop, pointless arguments and a giant bass drum in my hell. And weed, evidently.


and HAIM playing on repeat

I've begun praying as I type this.

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