If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Mr Skin seems so irrelevant what with FREE PORN available 24 hrs a day on your computer, tablet or phone...

Yeah, but some guys want to see their favorite celebs naked.

I'm working on my own search engine right now using facial recognition software. For example, you want to see Scarlett Johansson getting fucked, you upload her pic to my site which will then search the popular tube sites (Por Hub, X Videos, XHamster, etc.) for the closest facial matches to Scarlett. You will also be able to upload pics of your ex-girlfriends or your unrequited crushes from Facebook. Killer app, gentlemen!

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

I'm working on my own search engine right now using facial recognition software. For example, you want to see Scarlett Johansson getting fucked, you upload her pic to my site which will then search the popular tube sites (Por Hub, X Videos, XHamster, etc.) for the closest facial matches to Scarlett. You will also be able to upload pics of your ex-girlfriends or your unrequited crushes from Facebook. Killer app, gentlemen!

I hope you have the patent for that!! Million dollar idea.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Carolla's a noble idiot for fighting that patent troll. He's going to spend $2 million on legal fees and still lose and end up paying a portion of the proceeds from his podcasts for the next xx years.

He should take their settlement offer.

Yeah, but some guys want to see their favorite celebs naked.

I'm working on my own search engine right now using facial recognition software. For example, you want to see Scarlett Johansson getting fucked, you upload her pic to my site which will then search the popular tube sites (Por Hub, X Videos, XHamster, etc.) for the closest facial matches to Scarlett. You will also be able to upload pics of your ex-girlfriends or your unrequited crushes from Facebook. Killer app, gentlemen!

A Haven for Patent Pirates

In one federal court in East Texas, plaintiffs have such an easy time winning patent-infringement lawsuits against big-tech companies that defendants often choose to settle rather than fight.

Why Patent Trolls Worldwide Love Marshall, Texas
from the speedy-decisions dept
It would appear that patent trolls (even if the article refers to them as "patent pirates") have found a friend in the form of a federal judge in the East Texas town of Marshall. Not only does he not waste time and push cases through quickly (a good thing), he sides with the patent holder nearly every time (and much higher than in cases throughout the rest of the country). Apparently, patent trolls around the world are learning that if you want to get your money quickly, file your claim in Marshall, Texas. In fact, many defendants are more likely to settle, rather than have to head into the courtroom of Judge T. John Ward. So, who has the patent on speedy trials?

And yes, of course JORR is serious

Isn't there legislation being drafted to prevent that in cases where the person in the pictures doesn't want them made public?

Yeah, I am. And I'm reasonably far along on it.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Got a name in mind? Resembate? Fapsimile? Parallel Loins?

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Fapsimile

http://www.zdnet.com/porn-companies-adopt-facial-recognition-technology-encourage-instagram-photos-7000007631/


Should have had Mike North google it for you

Porn connoisseurs know exactly where to find Emma Starr and Lisa Ann when they want them.

By the pool, just as her husband left

It was creepy hearing Kaplan talk about naked chicks.

No shit.

It was creepy when Harry had the idea in 02 and its probably even worse now, since there is ZERO need for this now

It was creepy hearing Kaplan talk about naked chicks.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Its creepy reading Joe Orr talk about porn search engines

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