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 Post subject: Mr. Skin
PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:16 pm 
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This is Harry's "guy", right? I think he's already been on with him at least once on 87.7 and now he's on with Kaplan and Haugh. Seems kind of unnecessary to have this guy on explaining what he does -- kind of self-explanatory, and a bunch of guys sitting around saying "Oh yeah, she's hot!" is too Laurence-y.


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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Skin
PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:18 pm 
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Harry finally gets to have his guy on


Mac and Jurko wouldnt allow it and it caused friction if I recall.


Congrats Harry, ya fuckin hack


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Mr Skin seems so irrelevant what with FREE PORN available 24 hrs a day on your computer, tablet or phone...

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Skin
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Mr Skin seems so irrelevant what with FREE PORN available 24 hrs a day on your computer, tablet or phone...



Yeah, but some guys want to see their favorite celebs naked.

I'm working on my own search engine right now using facial recognition software. For example, you want to see Scarlett Johansson getting fucked, you upload her pic to my site which will then search the popular tube sites (Por Hub, X Videos, XHamster, etc.) for the closest facial matches to Scarlett. You will also be able to upload pics of your ex-girlfriends or your unrequited crushes from Facebook. Killer app, gentlemen!

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Mr Skin seems so irrelevant what with FREE PORN available 24 hrs a day on your computer, tablet or phone...



Yeah, but some guys want to see their favorite celebs naked.

I'm working on my own search engine right now using facial recognition software. For example, you want to see Scarlett Johansson getting fucked, you upload her pic to my site which will then search the popular tube sites (Por Hub, X Videos, XHamster, etc.) for the closest facial matches to Scarlett. You will also be able to upload pics of your ex-girlfriends or your unrequited crushes from Facebook. Killer app, gentlemen!


I hope you have the patent for that!! Million dollar idea.

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Skin
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I'm working on my own search engine right now using facial recognition software. For example, you want to see Scarlett Johansson getting fucked, you upload her pic to my site which will then search the popular tube sites (Por Hub, X Videos, XHamster, etc.) for the closest facial matches to Scarlett. You will also be able to upload pics of your ex-girlfriends or your unrequited crushes from Facebook. Killer app, gentlemen!



Not sure how serious you are but this is a great idea, especially if you expand it to include body features/body type/body mods, eg., no skanks with tattoos.


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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Skin
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Mr Skin seems so irrelevant what with FREE PORN available 24 hrs a day on your computer, tablet or phone...



Yeah, but some guys want to see their favorite celebs naked.

I'm working on my own search engine right now using facial recognition software. For example, you want to see Scarlett Johansson getting fucked, you upload her pic to my site which will then search the popular tube sites (Por Hub, X Videos, XHamster, etc.) for the closest facial matches to Scarlett. You will also be able to upload pics of your ex-girlfriends or your unrequited crushes from Facebook. Killer app, gentlemen!


I hope you have the patent for that!! Million dollar idea.

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Howard Stern was way more interested with "Mr. Man", aka the male version of that site, when Mr. Skin recently stopped by for the 2013 Mr. Skin Awards. He seemed flummoxed that Mr. Skin didn't know the exact times for when to see various large cocks in various movies, but rest assured he got the password so he can check it out on his own.

Howard's pretty much a closeted gay with a wig, if you haven't figured it out already. It's equal parts fascinating and equal parts hideously boring to listen to his downfall.

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 Post subject: Re: Mr. Skin
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Carolla's a noble idiot for fighting that patent troll. He's going to spend $2 million on legal fees and still lose and end up paying a portion of the proceeds from his podcasts for the next xx years.

He should take their settlement offer.


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NearWessSideHussra wrote:
Carolla's a noble idiot for fighting that patent troll. He's going to spend $2 million on legal fees and still lose and end up paying a portion of the proceeds from his podcasts for the next xx years.

He should take their settlement offer.

Is there precedent?

I know there is anti patent trolling legislation being proposed


And yes, of course JORR is serious


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Mr Skin seems so irrelevant what with FREE PORN available 24 hrs a day on your computer, tablet or phone...



Yeah, but some guys want to see their favorite celebs naked.

I'm working on my own search engine right now using facial recognition software. For example, you want to see Scarlett Johansson getting fucked, you upload her pic to my site which will then search the popular tube sites (Por Hub, X Videos, XHamster, etc.) for the closest facial matches to Scarlett. You will also be able to upload pics of your ex-girlfriends or your unrequited crushes from Facebook. Killer app, gentlemen!


Isn't there legislation being drafted to prevent that in cases where the person in the pictures doesn't want them made public?


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I don't think there's precedent for this particular patent. However, if the case stays in that patent troll friendly court in Marshall, Texas, the patent trolls have home court advantage. Carolla's lawyers filed for a change of venue, he hasn't said if they've succeeded or not.


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In one federal court in East Texas, plaintiffs have such an easy time winning patent-infringement lawsuits against big-tech companies that defendants often choose to settle rather than fight.

http://www.technologyreview.com/news/40 ... t-pirates/
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Why Patent Trolls Worldwide Love Marshall, Texas
from the speedy-decisions dept
It would appear that patent trolls (even if the article refers to them as "patent pirates") have found a friend in the form of a federal judge in the East Texas town of Marshall. Not only does he not waste time and push cases through quickly (a good thing), he sides with the patent holder nearly every time (and much higher than in cases throughout the rest of the country). Apparently, patent trolls around the world are learning that if you want to get your money quickly, file your claim in Marshall, Texas. In fact, many defendants are more likely to settle, rather than have to head into the courtroom of Judge T. John Ward. So, who has the patent on speedy trials?


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rogers park bryan wrote:
And yes, of course JORR is serious



Yeah, I am. And I'm reasonably far along on it. That's why I'm not concerned about talking about it. The guy who gets the jump usually is the winner. (Except dumbass MySpace Tom. :lol: :lol: ) I don't have deep enough pockets to fight for my patent if Jim McBride or RK Netmedia started infringing on it. That's a fuckin' loser.

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Tad Queasy wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Mr Skin seems so irrelevant what with FREE PORN available 24 hrs a day on your computer, tablet or phone...



Yeah, but some guys want to see their favorite celebs naked.

I'm working on my own search engine right now using facial recognition software. For example, you want to see Scarlett Johansson getting fucked, you upload her pic to my site which will then search the popular tube sites (Por Hub, X Videos, XHamster, etc.) for the closest facial matches to Scarlett. You will also be able to upload pics of your ex-girlfriends or your unrequited crushes from Facebook. Killer app, gentlemen!


Isn't there legislation being drafted to prevent that in cases where the person in the pictures doesn't want them made public?



The uploaded photo will not be public. It will be secure and used only for purposes of the search.

I'm not that much of a scumbag.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
And yes, of course JORR is serious



Yeah, I am. And I'm reasonably far along on it.


Settled on a tech stack? nodejs would excel here, along with mongodb.


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Got a name in mind? Resembate? Fapsimile? Parallel Loins?

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MasterbateHER.com


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http://www.zdnet.com/porn-companies-ado ... 000007631/


Should have had Mike North google it for you


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Going to be awkward when someone uploads a pic of their gf/wife and the results bring back a video they shot back in college :lol:

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That's good.


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http://www.zdnet.com/porn-companies-adopt-facial-recognition-technology-encourage-instagram-photos-7000007631/


Should have had Mike North google it for you



Nobody has an operational site that I'm aware of though. Certainly not one that works the way I'm trying to set it up.

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What good is a facial recognition software spider of the Naughty America database anyway? Porn connoisseurs know exactly where to find Emma Starr and Lisa Ann when they want them.

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Porn connoisseurs know exactly where to find Emma Starr and Lisa Ann when they want them.

By the pool, just as her husband left


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rogers park bryan wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Porn connoisseurs know exactly where to find Emma Starr and Lisa Ann when they want them.

By the pool, just as her husband left


:lol: :lol:

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It was creepy hearing Kaplan talk about naked chicks.

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It was creepy hearing Kaplan talk about naked chicks.

No shit.

It was creepy when Harry had the idea in 02 and its probably even worse now, since there is ZERO need for this now


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rogers park bryan wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
It was creepy hearing Kaplan talk about naked chicks.

No shit.

It was creepy when Harry had the idea in 02 and its probably even worse now, since there is ZERO need for this now



I'm sure Harry has a man crush on McBride.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
It was creepy hearing Kaplan talk about naked chicks.
Its creepy reading Joe Orr talk about porn search engines :lol:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
It was creepy hearing Kaplan talk about naked chicks.
Its creepy reading Joe Orr talk about porn search engines :lol:



:lol: Sure, Frank. I'm guessing you know your way around Lobster Tube.

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I do hope that our good friend JORR gives us all a free subscription to his site...

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