man, that Samsung commercial where the guy is taking pics of his kid then says 'guess which pic is going to grampy and nanners' or some shit like that, makes me fly into a murderous rage

I'VE GOT A LAME PHONE, I WANT A NEW PHONE!
I'VE GOT A LAME PHONE, I WANT A NEW PHONE!
I'VE GOT A LAME PHONE, I WANT A NEW PHONE!

Getting sick of Baldy McGrindy's Big East Women's tourney spot.

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McDonald's Mighty Wings. Sounds like a transgender prostitute. Maybe that's what they're going for. Transsexuals are a growing market share. They buy and shop for two.

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This Ditka spot for Spada is fucking awful.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE "HERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T HEAR ON THE RADIO EVERY DAY...I'M BLIND." BECAUSE THIS AD IS AIRED EVERY. GOD. DAMNED. DAY. WE DO HEAR IT EVERY DAY.

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Bundle this you fucking Caller Bob. Oh and Walgreens stop ruining great CCR bass lines.

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SUCK MY CRANK, SCOTT, SUCK IT!!!!!!

Also, how the fuck would I know? Blindness doesn't really affect radio much. Like, if you want to highlight blindness as part of your ad, probably radio isn't the best medium.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
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Hey, everyone! Than Merrill of A&E's Flip This House has concluded that the Chicago market is a perfect location for his seminar!

I have never flipped a house in my spare time before, let alone while using someone else's money, but am pretty skeptical about it being able to be done successfully in anyone's spare time. From what I've seen on various house-flipping shows, include Than's, it looks like a full-time job and then some.

The "doing it with other people's money" part sounds too good to be true...but maybe I have to take the seminar?

Anyone know anything about this? Biggie?

I love how poorly they insert the location. We're looking for highly motivated people...IN-THE-ROCK-FORD-AND-JANES-VILLE-AR-E-A...to attend our seminar. Haha, silly bastards, no one's flipping houses in Rockford and Janesville. Who'd buy them?

There's one like that with a phone number, too, but I forgot the client.

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Just heard a new Non-24 commercial with a woman. She basically said the same things that have been said in the other commercials but this one seems like it's about 1/2 as long as the others, especially the original which seemed like it went on and on and on.

That new McDonald's "FILET-OH-FISH!" jingle with the submarine sounds is quickly getting annoying. Although, I do like those things - they are tasty.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Anyone see the TV spot for that Satanic disgusting concoction Miracle Whip where the mulleted-beerbellied hilljack BRINGS the artichoke dip?

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR KIDS
YOU ONLY HAVE TO PAY FOR YOURSELF

One more time and I'm self-trepanating.

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Well, after several months of running an obviously-broken and wildly irritating commercial, they've finally fixed it. I've heard the unbroken version several times in the last several days. Well done, CBS. You're slightly quicker and more competent than Congress.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Interesting that at the end of the new ad with the woman, they state the name of the pharma company who is behind it.

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I believe they always did (just like with ankylosing spondylitis), it's just that we were too bemused by "you can't see me because radio" to notice.

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I don't hate this commercial, but the guy in the one for AT&T who voices the dad whose teens download and text obsessively kind of sounds like Ben Finfer.

"Why would we be upsizing?"
"Think of a four-letter word that rhymes with 'maybe.'"
"uhhhh"
"...baby?"
"ohhh"

Well, first of all, successful young professional and thus prospective BMO Harris Bank loan customer, congratulations on busting in your wife. I hope your kid flouts his genetics and grows up to be smart enough to rhyme "maybe" with "baby."

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Multiple sclerosis...

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
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FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(that was directed to the fucker who can't figure out a scratch off ticket)

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Just got off the phone with local gas company- my bill has been screwed up since falling ice broke the meter Feb of 2012. Turns out that Volunteer Energy, the discount sub-supplier to Michigan Gas Utilities for my service, has raised their rates due to the Polar Vortex. Was charged $1.599 per unit this month, could have gotten it from MGU at $0.41 per unit. Good thing I got "free" gas for a year plus, the last two months made up for it.

Dear George,

Going to the Gale Street Inn is not on my bucket list. So, don't hold your goddamn breath waiting for me.

Sincerely,

Dr. Ken

PS - This holds true even if I live through another FORTY-THREE YEARS OF BLAH BLAH BLAH!

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You know me like that.

Gravely-voice bitch is back. Uuuuuugh.

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Not one fucking person, let alone the whole god damned town, is talking about the Webb Boys.

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I only do because of the Webb family promise.

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That commercial cracks me up. I like how they made no attempt whatever to make the lyrics rhyme. Also, the ending lyrics of "beats the other dealers by far" is just hilarious.

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A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Things are goin' a get... bettuh!

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?