If Mac leaves for another station you'll get to hear Larry tee off on him.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

As long as it's reciprocated, since that would be far more entertaining.

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I thought brothers don't wear khaki shorts.

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Yup. As if confirmation that his numbers are ridiculous merits a deep belly-laugh. Nails on a chalkboard.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

That's my point. Important work dates really shouldn't be missed. You can if you really needed to. If I really needed to I can as well.

This is really more of a complaint of management though as Mitch let his bellcow take the day off and subbed him with Larry. So now we've been treated to awful baseball talk the 1st hour and incessant hyena cackling on the most important sports day of Spring.

He's from Belize.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

He should go with this:



Yes, I know Belize is not Bermuda. I just think it's neat. Plus, it goes well with the Boers & Bernstein celebration of pantslessness.

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There's so much I hate about Leary - the fake laugh is on the top of the list for sure - but its the way he tries to come off as an authority on everything and tries to emulate Bernstein, that really gets me reaching for the dial. Only an insecure ego-maniac like him would coin a phrase like "The Holmes Plan", or start his show with "The Starting Lineup" so he can remind everyone that he went to DePaul and thus he's better than everyone else working with him. This same twisted mind of his is obviously came up with "The A-Team" so he has a chance to downplay and demean the various subs he gets. What a sick fuck this guy is.

Belize, the only Central American country with English as its main language.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Should I even ask what this is?

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Leary is the only person I know that could take all the talk away from Grimace on this show.

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#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Hub is just horrible. How does he still get paid for his opinions?

Essentially, how he would approach the draft to improve the Bears.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

FYI -- Kaplan and Haugh have had a pretty good show so far today with guests like Wayne Larivee and Rodney Harrison. Dino Ciccarelli is coming up at 11:30.

The best thing about their show is that neither Holmes nor Spiegel are part of it.

Something involving females, chloroform, and being berried up to your neck.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Harrison is dead to me. He refuses to claim his (and my) alma mater.

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I believe it involves a rag, chloroform and a 1970's van parked in idle at the exit of NBC 5 studios after the 10 pm broadcast

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Oh God, Q messing with lines again in practice. I can't even express how much I despise his coaching style. I almost blew a gasket when he said he wanted to play a defensive game with Minnesota during game 3. Why would you want a taffy pull with a team that has a crappy goalie, less depth, and much less skill? Wouldn't you want an end to end game where your skill and depth would outshine them? In addition, they should be more worn down given their series with the Av's.

Q, you piss me off.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I used to build kiddie pools with Les Depth.

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Gloop, I hope you like my avatar. You inspired me.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Larry is a man with a plan.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

But unfortunately, Kaplan is.

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I don't trust iny off these guys.

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True, but given the alternative it's not too bad.

I picture you sitting thru a dull workday and hearing a mispronunciation and giving a half smile as you race to log on

Shouldn't surprise me seeing that pic of Larry and what'shername. He's definitely one of those guys who's always high-fiving hot chicks just so he can make skin-to-skin contact with them, of even the most harmless kind. I USED TO have a buddy like that who would high-five half a dozen girls every time we'd go out to a bar, and do it multiple times with each girl for the flimsiest of reasons. He never got their numbers, or took them home, but he continued with it each and every time we went out. Seeing that pic of Larry reminded me of that royal douche bag.

Larry's is an odd dude. But I have to say, that chick sure seems to enjoy playing along. So in this case, I think it is smart of Larry to pursue.

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Greg is the Leary king. Guaranteed laugh.