dudes, the cubs need to go and #FreeCoreyDickerson from the rockies. idk which board-of-directors guy's wife he's been caught fucking in the past, but my guy "HARD DICK" (think "HARD BAKE" like when laurence does the people's hour COLON we do what we want) was a 29th round draft pick of a 5'10" little white boy who has this nagging problem where he puts up #s everywhere he plays. seriously
look at his minor league stats.... 1500 at bats and a career .981 OPS in the minors, with 1.000+ OPSes at the end.... and then look at his stats this year:
Corey Dickerson :: 2014 Stats :: COL AB: 74 RBI: 13 BB: 8 GP: 34 HR: 5 H: 26 OPS: 1.054 SLG: .649 R: 14 SO: 18 2B: 5 CS: 2 3B: 1 AVG: .351 WAR: 0.9 OBP: .405 SB: 2
only 75 at bats and the guy is doing a cool .351/5/13/2 (sorry that stats bot displays the stats in a weird order) and he still can't get at bats because charlie blackmon is a 2nd round pick and stubbs was a FA/trade/something.
i mean how often do you have a kid hitting .351 and slugging 1.054 and yet you can't find him at bats? or even at least send him down to the minors to get everyday at bats.... or well maybe they know he has nothing to prove down there cuz he'll just go down and mash and then be called up and have to sit on the bench 3/4 days before coming in and going like 1/3 or 2/4 with a run here, a HR there, or etc....
this guy would prolly be awesome if the cubs got him and gave him a OF gig.... you'd then have an OF of lake, bonifacio/whoever, and dickerson.... it'd work. or hell dickerson can play center and you can put bonifacio at 2B and then keep on trotting out your tradebait schierholtz or your garbage like ryan kalish.
and the kicker? since he's a 29th round draft pick who they wont even give everyday at bats to despite hitting .350+ and slugging 1.057 in 75 at bats (which is tricky to do when you consider there was an injury that allowed him to MAYBE play 1-2 weeks of everyday at bats and thats it. most of this is as a bench player, not even a part time player) and yeah. rah rah rah.
however, nobody wants to #FreeCoreyDickerson so i guess i'm stuck with him sitting there pondering "what if?" on my team in nas' deep league. c'est la vie.
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