I just came home from Jewels. I bought some hotdogs. Jenny-o Turkey dogs are actually worse for me to eat than Oscar Meyer all-beefs.

Who knew?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I did.

And Oscar Mayer sucks too.

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yeah...in other news, salads can be worse for you than a burger ....use some common sense

Also, chicken salad isn't really a salad.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Snackwells and a Diet Coke please

Ostrich

They're processed James. They're all bad. Not that I care. Where's my cigarette?

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For the love of God, whatever you do, don't put ketchup on that outstanding culinary product.

You know, they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Since going on the Caveman diet 10 Months ago, I read the labels on everything that I buy. If it is processed or the ingredients look like a science project, I don't buy it.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

I bet you love that long pulsating beef stick in your mouth

Crazy. Who would've thought the Caveman diet teaches you how to read?

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If I have to read here one more time that you are on the fuck'n Caveman diet, I might go ape shit.

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Anybody on the board try the caveman diet?

You son of a bit...

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I doubt that cavemen were drinking Tito's.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

The thing is, you don't have to read it...

I'm on the Caveman diet!

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

we're eating beef from a grass-only animal from last year, almost no fat. enough that the butcher actually called me when they got the meat in the cooler. I am completely unimpressed with grass-fed: color and texture are quite different and cooking it is a real challenge: 3 mins oer side for pre-formed burger patties or they are like leather. we've taken to milk marinating the steaks to soften them up a little, and roasts are now all in the pressure cooker. hope we can get through the stash soon.

oh, and I helped re-roof a weight-loss clinic with a guy named Les Fat

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

(don't miss formaldehyde towards the end - it's a natural flavor!)

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Is that the diet where you eat whatever you want and the poor and less fortunate eat nothing?

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Seacrest is on a roll!

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So is Scorehead, cabbage rolls, Caveman diet

Don't you fuckin crack wise about rolls when we're discussing the Caveman Diet!

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Does this diet involve dragging your woman around by her hair?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Cause I'm a call caveman...
I do what I want.
Cause I'm a caveman.
Eat some meat
Drag my woman by her hair
Because I love you

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014