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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Yes. Didn't Hawkeye once tell a tale of a chick who used a little more teeth than expected and woke up the next morning with some wars scars?

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BlackCastle

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You guys need my help again I see.

No such thing as bad fried chicken.
No such thing as bad blowjobs.
Cold fried chicken is delicious.
Cold pizza is delicious.
Mayo is the greatest condiment of all time.
The Olsen twins are unabashed racists.

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Nah, this was pre-BC. I think he said he was still in college.


I'm pretty sure Blackcastle is a certified professional.

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5 out of 6. Not bad at all...

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This is my signature...

There is something wonderful about you telling us there is no so thing as a bad something.

I haven't given up on fried chicken and I resent that you would think so.

If I know a place serves great fried chicken, I'm game...but if I don't have it on good authority that it's the goods, I'm not ordering it. Again, too much risk for disappointment. I've had far too many instances of soggy breading and/or greasy chicken.

Mmm..chicken-fried game.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Bagels with the greatest .gif ever ... ... I hate that I didn't find it ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

The directors cut had Uncle Jesse throwing in a 40 oz of Olde English.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Rip's...okay but the last two times the chicken was horribly dry. Can't argue with the price but not worth the long waits.

Lanuti's right across the street has great chicken and turtle.

Wedron Office has best chicken in the valley.

Some people from the area I come from swear that White Fence Farm is your old school chicken and sides answer.

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Lanuti's is fine but everything about this post is incorrect.

I've eaten at Rip's no less than 200 times and never had a dry piece of chicken.

The oil-soaked bread-insulated paper plates can prove it.

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You know me like that.

I was under the impression that Rip's was the undisputed....and still undefeated.....

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I hate fried chicken. I like my chicken like I like my sex, no bones.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

you like flaccid chicken ?

This just can't be true, I mean who doesn't like some kind of fried chicken.

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Mentioned in the Leghorn Chicken, but they are pretty good.

Probably overrated because it's the trendy thing, but it's still good.

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I don't think I ever want to meet you, Hank. I did before, but now? Not.

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Yeah, he is a confused soul. He was fine with the first 2 and then he had to give us more thoughts, which were just bad.

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Leghorn Chicken is opening a second location in River North in that old motel at Orleans and La Salle. I promise you THAT will be a hipster, wait an hour for a chicken sandwich type of enterprise.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I think the original on Western and Augusta will remain the hipstery one, with the downtown location being the touristy hour wait one.

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Can yah give me some names?
What do you think of Mulkeys in Rock Island?

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I also recommend Harolds on 111th and Michigan and 55th and Dan Ryan

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

If you're looking for places I've had poor fried chicken in the area, it's been so long since I've tried ordering it that I wouldn't be able to tell you off the top of my head...but if I sat down with a list of family restaurants in the greater Camanche/Maquoketa metropolitan area I'm sure I could give you some names.

If you're looking for places I've had excellent broasted chicken, Kalmes' out of St. Donatus and Flapjacks right here in good old Maquoketa are the first two that come to mind.

I've never been to Mulkeys...come to think of it, I don't think I've spent more than an hour in Rock Island in my entire life.

St. Donutus sounds like good dolphin's dream high school.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

it sounds like a saint I'd be happy to patronize

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I've heard that too.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!