Sorry. Have a good beer and watch BACK BACK BACK BACK

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

I've still got a half hour - hour of Little Mermaid before I can even think about the derby. Don't want the oldest to be scarred for life by Berman.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

There are usually alternating showings of SpongeBob and Frozen. This is a pleasant departure.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

I'm going to be a lousy dad.

Darko dropping news on us?

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

SpongeBob is fine in increments. When it's a 6 hour marathon... It becomes a bit much.

Exactly.

This x2. Yesterday I tried to get my 4 and a half year old to watch Speed Racer with me on YouTube. It was by far my favorite cartoon as a kid and I was his age when I first started watching it. So he's on my lap and we are watching The Mammoth Car episode and I have tears in my eyes at the memories it's bringing back as well as the bonding moment. Phone rings and I get up to get it, come back and the little fucker not only stopped watching it, he was in the other room watching fucking Randy Cunningham ninth grade ninja. so much for what he thought of Speed Racer.

Exactly.

Im pretty hammered right now.

sofia the first. nuff said.

Im pretty hammered right now.

My older boy loves Phineas and Ferb, Sofia, and Doc McStuffins.

Kipper is one of the easiest cartoons for an adult to sit through.

Im pretty hammered right now.

You know, I can't say it enough times. I'm in my car far more than I'm on my bike. But when I'm in my car a guy on a bike isn't endangering me the way a guy in a car might when I'm on my bike. I find myself growing ever more militant on the bike.

Just last week I was riding down Lincoln Street near Northwestern. They just put a gigantic garage on the north end of campus so suddenly Lincoln is a fucking highway. Well, there was a group of four typical Evanston lesbians on bikes in front of me. They were over to the right as was I and they were going slower than I was. Note I didn't start screaming at them to get the fuck out of my way because I was faster traffic. I shoulder checked and saw a BMW about half a block back. I had plenty of room to pull out to my left and go around the carpet munchers. The speed limit is 30 tops and might be less. I'm well in front of this guy and I have every right to be on the road. I signal with my hand and as soon as I come out he lays on the horn. To what purpose? To make me jerk right and cause a wreck with the girls? Because he thinks he's more important than I am? What does he think I might do? Of course, I move further left so he doesn't clip me. He proceeded to pull out to where oncoming traffic would be if there were any and stomp on the gas so his tires squealed. I caught him at the next stop sign. I think he was afraid because he made a sudden right turn onto Orrington.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

For example, I will occasionally be driving on a two-lane highway and a bike rider will be straddling the right solid line. While he isn't in the middle of the lane, he is essentially taking up the whole lane because I would have to move into the left lane to pass him. If there is oncoming traffic, I literally have no option but to drive behind him at 30 MPH until the oncoming traffic is gone. Meanwhile, the bike riders will occasionally look back at me like I'm supposed to go around. I can't go around; that's the point. But I also have to look out for their safety by not getting too close. I mean, if a bicycle is technically a road vehicle, shouldn't they have to go at least the minimum speed limit?

Unless you are driving Boilermaker Rick's SUV, it should not be that difficult to find a gap in oncoming traffic and easily pass, given the disparity in speed and the fact that the biker is essentially signaling you to pass and straddling the line.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

Not if oncoming traffic is lined up with dozens of cars. And that's exactly what happens on the two-lane highway where I live. It goes through town, so there are stop lights. At certain times, there is no break in traffic. I drive a truck, but I think that has little to do with it. Beyond that, some of the bikers don't consistently straddle the line. They will weave back and forth. What if they "weave" the wrong way when I pass? It's not just a dented bumper like it would be with another car; it could be a serious injury or worse. More importantly, what about my liability exposure? My auto limits might not cover all th medical bills.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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