Mr Sub was good. For me though the go to was on 51st and California. A late night corned beef sub from Submarine Port did me right.

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I got extremely sick in Canada from eating Mr. Sub. Never again.

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that's what would happen to me with quizno's.

shane's deli in downtown wheaton remains to be the best sandwich joint in the burbs i know of. but nothing compares to the hoagies on the east coast.

subway is exactly the kind of place you go to when you have no other option. it's not terrible though.

Why you gotta lie to the nice people?

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i would never lie about sandwiches!

I counted two in your post.

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Scene 365: Mrs. Chilli slightly under her breath to Chilli, cutting bread on the back counter:

MC:"These two honkies wander in dressed like savages in flip-flops, and the one orders four foot longs with everything, NO WHITE CONDIMENTS..."

CP: "redskin greg!!!!"


MC:"And the other just wants any old sammich with the "U-Groove cut", whatever the hell that is...."

CP, running to the counter: "PANTHRO!!! Hell, Woman, that's the CSFMB!!!"

MC:'"shit"

Well done.

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WHO SAID THAT?

I only order lettuce and onion on my sandwiches. The rest of the bullshit can stay in its respective holster.

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oh so you want it Mike's Way(tm)?

I wish I could remember that dude's name. Wow. I'm an idiot. Seems like each time we all get together I find something to yell too much. WHO SAID THAT! C'MON JOE!

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Phil Davison

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Outstanding.

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Oh christ that was gold!
I have a master's degree in COMMUNICATION!

Fucking classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ebpc3EhQPU

WHO SAID THAT at 3:14

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My favorite is the whimper at 2:06 after he screws up one of his "most favorite quotes in the history of spoken word."

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Yeah. THat's like 6 minutes of solid gold unintended comedy. I don't think a comedian could come up with that much funny for 5 solid minutes.

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Subway has some sort of mind control over people. Near where I work, there is a Subway right next to a local pizza/sub/salad place called Pizza Rama.

Pizza Rama is one of those hidden hole in the wall gems. Fantastic, fresh, homemade food made fast. You can get a 10" sandwich that is way too much to eat, chips, and 20 oz drink for 6.50. There's so much food, people who have never been there laugh at how much you get for so little.

Or you can go next door to Subway and get shit on a hard roll for 10 bucks from a bitch manager who degrades her employees in front of customers.

Every day, the line at Subway is long and we get right in to Pizza Rama. I love it, but I just don't understand it.

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that guy literally sounds just like matt foley.

I like making my own sandwiches.

And nut Foley.

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I bet you do.
I get a home sandwich every day. Sometimes its roast beef. Sometimes pastrami. Today it was hard salami on rye. No condiments. no cheese. No lettuce or tomato. None of that shit. Just a few slices of bread. Some random meat. Every day. For lunch.

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Your wife makes your lunch? Why nothing else on your sandwiches?

Yeah she does. Because I don't want anything else. Too goddamn complicated.

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When I am on the job, my cooler has meat and cheese on bread in a baggie. A sealable container has lettuce and tomato. Mayo and mustard bottles are in the cooler. Yogurt, fruit, and chips or crackers. I do it up right.

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Why do you eat it plain? You have the palate or a 4 year old?

I think you're on to something there. I once ate lunch at the one on Madison / Clark like 40 days in a row. Same sandwich, same drink, same side. About 25 days in I saw two two cockroaches scurry underneath the soda fountain machine and I still went. I did report it to the manager though--he jumped the counter like Edwin Moses to his credit.

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"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

Pretty sensible plan and you avoid sogginess. I knew you were not a dumbass dick .

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Are you jared fogle?

Let's not get crazy here.

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