Hussra wrote:
dis is how da internets work:
1. come to CSFMB to search for Tigers Woods info for a post elsewhere on the internet about how important Tiger Woods is to the finances of every other golfer on the PGA tour.
2. scan the list of active topics on arriving at CSFMB and see a new BigFan post (with extreme punctuation abuse, so I know it's important); click into it and out of habit click the link in the post but then the link seems spammy / click-baitish so don't actually watch the video.
3. cycle back to the average PGA tour-winnings-increase-since-1996-post and then in the process of opening another tab to look up Wayne Levi's cumulative career earnings BigFan's link starts playing so watch the "Seahawks fan headbutts TV" video.
4. note that it's possible that TV in the video was one of those old rear projection or 10+ year old big screen tvs they might've had around cuz the garbage man doesn't take those anymore. Decide it's very important to pass this theory along to whomever posted the link to the Seattle fan headbutting his TV.
5. forgot who posted the link, but assume it was someone on facebook. go to facebook. see a post about jim gaffigan and decide to reply to that post but need to check a fact (Gaffigan have 6 or 7 kids?) first.
6. go fact-check Jim Gaffigan's brood.
7. return to facebook, decide it's not that great of a comment on Gaffigan and so shit-can it.
8. remember I'm looking for something, the poster of the Seahawks headbutt link. scan recent facebook timeline posts but I suck at facebook and so give up and start ctrl-tabbing back to the Tigers Woods PGA earnings tab.
9. come across the BigFan post tab and see the link and I'm like "hey, cool" now I can ask if anyone else thinks that TV might have been disposable and the video a setup with the game dvr'd.
10. profit.
Of course it was the TV's last day and the guy did it for the hope and fame of being on the many TV shows that mock the white trash of our country for doing things like this.