#3: (drumroll) pressure the quarterback

Don't remember the details, but he told a funny story about getting caught in a ladies' restroom he had mistakenly ventured into in an emergency.

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The Brandon Merriweather quote.

Yes, take this as a shot at the Chicago Bears, but they do so little to remember the history and the players for this team. Doug alone has done more for that organizations over the past 30 years than almost any other player and they have ZERO connections to him....or almost any other players.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I'm glad I was parked when Matt played the clip of asking Doug what his favorite move was and Doug's response was hilarious.

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"Why do so many people need help? Life's not that complicated. You get up, go to work, eat three meals, take one good s***, and go back to bed. What's the f***ing mystery?" - George Carlin - Complaints & Grievances

I think I have told this story before:

I went out with my family for breakfast one Sunday morning to Wishbone. We were in our early stages of family life back then so we would be up for 6 am mass and still beat crowds by a couple of hours at the popular breakfast spots. It was a warm summer morning so the waitress sat us outside. There was only one other couple out there. They were in the same situation as us with young kids who obviously had them up early. The kids started running around together, since the place was empty. This lead to the couple striking up a conversation with us. I kind of knew who they were anyway as I had met Doug's wife at a fundraiser previously. They seemed like very nice people and a couple that really enjoyed each other's company, for a generation separating their ages. It reflected in their easiness with other people.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

How about the time Doug very casually revealed that back in his college days, he was offered a lead role in an adult film. Said he was walking on campus and some guy in limo pulls up and makes the offer. It was hilarious the way he told the story. Like "no big deal guys, could've been in a porno but I decided to turn it down."

The worst memory has to be Wanny kicking him off the practice field.

told about his vasectomy. his friend who had it done before told him you had to shave all your "pubis." so he did. too bad his friend was just fucking with him. he said it looked like a little chick, the poultry kind. not sure what the doc and nurse thought.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Really, that is very sad for the players, not like that in Green Bay that is for sure. Why wouldn't you want the former greats around the players?

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Is this the part where someone posts about you being an anti-semite? It's been a while so I forgot how that works ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

The Organization that Eats Breakfast and Rates Bears Greats.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Big Doug's 4 Food Groups

Grease
Sugar
Alcohol
Tobacco

Sad day. He will be missed. I enjoyed listening to him on the Bears post-game show and afternoons with North on the Score.