He couldn't make it through practice? What the fuck does that mean? While Dallas is signing savages the Bears are drafting fat bums who can't run around on a 70 degree day for a few hours.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

guess he's not used to the intense humidity of Chicago after playing in florida and growing up in dc

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I am OK with my fat guy not being able to run more than 10 yards. Let the man go eat!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I don't know how you know I struggle after 10 yards, but cool. Thanks for calling me out.

No problem, just command the double team and tackle anyone who comes near you...WIN and eat free steaks for life!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Punctured bicycle on a field desolate, will nature make a Bear of me yet? When in this Goldman car, this Goldman pussy...

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That could be the worst use of a smiths song ever. It makes me retch around the fountain.

Could have been worse and tore his ACL like Fowler Jr.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

I thought this was going to be some JORR story of some famous chick he banged

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

She don't want to go out with Italians alone. She's prejudiced against Italians. Do you believe that? In this day and age? What the fuck is the world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudiced against Ital - a Jew broad - prejudiced against Italians. Anyway, she won't go out with me alone unless her girlfriend comes with her so I figured you could come along and go out with her girlfriend.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don