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JORR

Post subject: This Goldman Pussy

Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 2:00 pm

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He couldn't make it through practice? What the fuck does that mean? While Dallas is signing savages the Bears are drafting fat bums who can't run around on a 70 degree day for a few hours.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: This Goldman Pussy

Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 2:04 pm

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guess he's not used to the intense humidity of Chicago after playing in florida and growing up in dc

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: This Goldman Pussy

Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 2:51 pm

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I am OK with my fat guy not being able to run more than 10 yards. Let the man go eat!

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Ed_from_Lisle

Post subject: Re: This Goldman Pussy

Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 2:53 pm

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bigfan wrote:

I am OK with my fat guy not being able to run more than 10 yards. Let the man go eat!

I don't know how you know I struggle after 10 yards, but cool. Thanks for calling me out.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: This Goldman Pussy

Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 6:18 pm

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Ed_from_Lisle wrote:

bigfan wrote:

I am OK with my fat guy not being able to run more than 10 yards. Let the man go eat!

I don't know how you know I struggle after 10 yards, but cool. Thanks for calling me out.

No problem, just command the double team and tackle anyone who comes near you...WIN and eat free steaks for life!

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: This Goldman Pussy

Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 8:32 pm

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Punctured bicycle on a field desolate, will nature make a Bear of me yet? When in this Goldman car, this Goldman pussy...

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: This Goldman Pussy

Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 10:51 pm

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That could be the worst use of a smiths song ever. It makes me retch around the fountain.

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: This Goldman Pussy

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 2:07 am

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Could have been worse and tore his ACL like Fowler Jr.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: This Goldman Pussy

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 9:43 am

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I thought this was going to be some JORR story of some famous chick he banged

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JORR

Post subject: Re: This Goldman Pussy

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 9:58 am

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RFDC wrote:

I thought this was going to be some JORR story of some famous chick he banged

She don't want to go out with Italians alone. She's prejudiced against Italians. Do you believe that? In this day and age? What the fuck is the world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudiced against Ital - a Jew broad - prejudiced against Italians. Anyway, she won't go out with me alone unless her girlfriend comes with her so I figured you could come along and go out with her girlfriend.

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Matches Malone

Post subject: Re: This Goldman Pussy

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 7:13 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

RFDC wrote:

I thought this was going to be some JORR story of some famous chick he banged

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