Quoting Call Me Ed:



This raises the important question: what famous people have you peed next to?

I'll go first:

Col. Bruce Hampton (Okay, at best quasi-famous, but he rocks...)

Dan Jiggets

Da Coach at O'Hare in the American Airlines terminal

Bill Wennington at a Hawks game.

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Bears current long snapper Patrick Mannelly at a bar in Bourbonnais last summer. Also, same night, same bar Ruben Brown threw a parmesan chesse shaker across the bar into the wall after he noticed it was empty. He still ate the whole pizza by himself without the cheese.

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... In my opinion.

Dave Mustane of Megadeath at Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix, AZ. He needed a booster stool to reach the urinal.

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Jim Hendry at Wrigley Field. I was fortunate enough to be in suite.

True story, Peed next to Norm Van Leer. And he has shitty aim.

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Going outside the sports world: in the mid 90s I was working at CLTV in Oak Brook & I shared a mens room with Mike Pinder - 99% of you are saying "Who?" - but Steve Silverman is saying "O My God, it's Mike Pinder of The Moody Blues!"
Also, blind C&W singer Ronnie Milsap - so he had a guy with him to tell him where to aim; I stayed away from the urinals that time & used a stall.

But how was his pissy aim?

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Did a sneak a peek? Sure, wouldn't you?

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Wil Wheaton, EPCOT Center, at a time where he "needed" park escorts.

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just saw this thread...

true story...I was at the Giants/Ravens Superbowl game in Tampa. I was wating for my turn to go into a stall, the door opens up and just as I am about to go in, some other guy comes up & holds open the door and tries to shuffle The Hulkster (Hulk Hogan) into MY stall. I said "no way", "my turn"...I am all of 5'10" 180lbs....so I go in, do my business, and come out and Hulkster is waiting & gives me a Knuckle Punch and says "What's up Brother"

can't make this shit up!

He touched your unwashed hand after you dropped a deuce?

Wow.. the odds of a thread with this title not mentioning Larry Craig had to be at leasst 50-1.

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He did. nasty huh? It was just a knuckle punch though. The Hulkster trying to steal my "shitter" !!!

Chris Farley at Gibsons!!!!!!

Always remember

"Who did they make these stalls for Billy Bardee!"

As 13 gallions of sweat came down from his forehead

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I was at the Northbrook Court movie theater in 97 or 98 and who do I nearly bump into after I finished my "88 ounces of soda" piss?

You guessed it, Tommy Waddle.

He was shorter than I would expect an ex-NFL wide receiver to be.

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mine's a urinal story: Grand Victoria Casino mens room, Saturday September 29, tall bearded white guy with English accent asking how late the boat's open, found out later it was Alan Parsons - and no - I did not look at his Project.

This thread needs to be retired immediately, while it's on top.

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Larry Bird at a bar in Indy by the arena (the bar that's between 2 bail bond places). Large hands - wait, I better explain: the 12 oz. bottle of beer he was holding looked like a 7 ouncer.

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"Mankind/Cactus Jack/Dude Love" Micck Foley at my college at EIU. He was speaking in the same building that night and just arrived apparently. He respected the 1 stall gap rule, for that I commend him. We did not shake hands.

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What was the topic of the speech?

I'm EIU too!
(well, 7 years ago.)
Carmen Hall 215
Taylor Hall 150.
9th st Hall (now international hall)

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